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I have never in my life heard an audiobook narrator attempt a Boston accent. It's, well, it's not good. It's like the cucumber actor doing a Boston accent in Black Mass. The Kennedy Boston Brahmin. *shudders*

Oh no. Oh no no no no no. You don't get to make comparisons to Nazi Germany, WWII, Iraq, Osama bin Laden, and Stalin. I don't fucking think so. You didn't do the work. You didn't make the effort. You don't get the right to provide political commentary go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shit.

seriously. that's how you're gonna wrap up the politics. please.

tanned and curly hair, good ol ambiguously brown standby. why not just make Hermione Black? oh that's right. no one actually cares.

sigh more healing again

oh please

seriously

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This is just so tiring. They keep having the same argument over and over again. In the end he caves and makes promises (which he keeps) then she turns around and demands additional promises which she always breaks. Enough please. Also, yeah he's super red flag-y but she's kind of a piece of shit too.

anyone who likens this to the handmaid's tale is a fucking liar what a joke

and of fucking course there's an heir bcs no one has the guts to go French Revolution ffs does any author ever have any courage? anyone?

A flashback that lasts, and I kid you not, 43 chapters. What the ever living fuck.

The sex scenes in this are painfully bad

seriously? awful risky doing comfort right now

Shame this is TERF fanfiction bcs the intrigue and drama right here is almost decent

I can't believe there was all that build up for /that/ lmao

why are they training again???? this is taking fucking forever

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hold up. this whole section is flashback (I still really can't follow what is going on) but also there's a second thread of a plot between the two of them????? fucking overkill man

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oh give me a fucking break

fantasy drugs. shocker.

This is Harry Potter fanfiction, isn't it

He thinks you're pretty because he's high. You literally just described his room smelling of weed. He's high all the time. Everyone is. Or drunk. That last challenge had everyone shotgunning. If everyone wasn't loser stoners that scene probably would've devolved into an orgy.

I'm sorry but did she just say she can't orgasm unless she's in a committed monogamous relationship???? God I fucking hate these books.

the fake blood play and now this stupid fax wax play is really getting on my nerves

This is my biggest gripe with these books. The authors are all like 'imma be casual about sex and make my characters casual about sex' so they age up the FMC to college age and have her fuck 1-2 guys before and be blase about it like the experience was mid. But then the MMC comes in and suddenly she's not fucking other guys and sex is no longer a casual thing and she's saving herself (same with him). It's stupid.

the real tragedy is that this has so much potential for intrigue and commentary on politics and religion.