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He thinks you're pretty because he's high. You literally just described his room smelling of weed. He's high all the time. Everyone is. Or drunk. That last challenge had everyone shotgunning. If everyone wasn't loser stoners that scene probably would've devolved into an orgy.

I'm sorry but did she just say she can't orgasm unless she's in a committed monogamous relationship???? God I fucking hate these books.

the fake blood play and now this stupid fax wax play is really getting on my nerves

This is my biggest gripe with these books. The authors are all like 'imma be casual about sex and make my characters casual about sex' so they age up the FMC to college age and have her fuck 1-2 guys before and be blase about it like the experience was mid. But then the MMC comes in and suddenly she's not fucking other guys and sex is no longer a casual thing and she's saving herself (same with him). It's stupid.

the real tragedy is that this has so much potential for intrigue and commentary on politics and religion.

if I wanted to read a contemporary romance I would read a contemporary romance. why does this breed of fantasy authors insist in making fantasy realms like the modern world? why?

this is atrocious

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 high school based sorority girls please

and the fucking "banter" is just so fucking overdone please kill me

welp looks like this one is getting a commentary

it was pretty decent (vibes and lore cool, gothic, fantasy that I could dig) but the swearing is just so off-putting. rips you right out of the fantasy world. but the fucking fantasy weed. please. /please/. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Chapter 25 - "dying in his lovers arms" sooooo they fucked?

Chapter 22 - Not to rant in these little notes, but where’s the love? You have Adam as an incredibly angry and violent man. I need wayyyyyyy more to even consider this love story angle or think he’s deserving.

God who is this book for bcs it’s def not YA

Chapter 22 - "if either of them got up the nerve to kiss, it would be over." um, don't you think the species difference might be a bit of a deterrent??

Chapter 20 cont. - no but seriously. even Belle was like all I've done was read about adventures I haven't really done anything. I am more than convinced there is no compatibility. girl does not need to be tied down in marriage.

Chapter 20 - Man I do not want them getting together.

Chapter 18 - whoa whoa whoa attempted suicide????/ what????

Chapter 16 - oh my god the blood kink is back

Chapter 15 - So we got Lumiere being sad about how the prince went down this dark path and how he was a great kid. Okay sure. So what changed??? The Gaston book implied that it all came on slowly and the big push was his grand tour. I dunno. Now we're gonna go down the rabbit hole of nature vs nurture.

Chapter 14 - locks himself in his bedroom and only lets Gaston visit him yeah okay buddy super normal

Chapter 13 - good lord that was physical assault good lord what am I reading???? ngl I do not want Adam to end up with anyone. You can't fix abusers.

Chapter 10 - So the guy readily admits that he doesn't love the fiance but does begrudgingly likes some aspects of her and then proceeds to list the core characteristics of an abusive relationship wow. Disney wow.

Chapter 8 - So hot fiance comes to the castle but he's hanging out at the tavern every night. Some nights he's stalking around the castle and he considers himself the type to sneak into bedchambers at night but that's not what he's about rn bcs there are other problems. Sure man. But the real interesting thing is he asks for Gaston's hitman and Gaston concludes that it's for the princess hmmmm I dunno

Chapter 6 - Hang on, the King is dead???? What?? He wasn't in the other book. Well at least the author isn't totally walking back Adam's character. He'll make a nice observation and then say something revealing how incredibly vain he is.

Chapter 5 - Well this is interesting. Gaston is the pompous bully/jerk. The prince's portrait is randomly in the tavern???? Gaston calls him a woman for worrying about wrinkles LMAO

Chapter 3 - Okay so we've already got some differences. Adam is telling us these tales about how he loves hunting, he's the best, and he's always hanging out in the tavern. That's not what Gaston had to say in his book. Which one is the liar? Also, he's portraying himself as a player. Which was def not happening in the Gaston book. So far it's significantly less gay but this is only the start of the first flashback.

I can't believe I'm doing this to myself.

uh blood kink??????? but in like maybe an omegaverse way???????

this is so fucking gay oh my god

"should they even have any" S C R E A M I N G

Fucking brutal

This is so fucking gay omg