Allison Carr > Recent Status Updates

Not this book having Father Figure and The Prophecy by Taylor on the playlist. Oh Ms. Palmer, I fear you may make me cry.

“You should make it a habit.”
“I’m sorry.”
“If I kiss you, will you stop apologizing? Make us fair and square?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Goddamn—I was hoping you would say that.”

UNWELL

CHASE AND BEE!!!

Dying over the reference to their book. “If I were a betting man, I’d say it’ll happen sooner rather than later.” 🥹

Not Miles giving Annie express permission to objectify him.

Cackling at “Just call me a clit, because I’m a bundle of nerves.”

Going to start implementing lizard time every day

“There’s my girl. Welcome back, Annie.”

I love Miles so much.

“So you’re a mafia romance fan, are you?”
“Nah. I’m an Annie fan.”

Melting.

“Every introvert needs an emotional-support extrovert.”

TRUTH.

“Happiness isn’t a zero-sum game. When you spread it around, everyone wins.”

Not Miles calling himself a full-blown fiesta on legs

Cackling at “You’re not married, right? There’s no Mrs. Scary Guy in a Sexy-Ass suit?”

“I’ll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.”

My heart. 🥹

“You look great in red.”

I’m unwell. 🥹

AH THE DEAN KISS!!!

“You’re a bad kisser.”
“I most certainly am not.”
“Yeah? Prove it.”

I’m unwell.