Allison Carr > Recent Status Updates

“You should make it a habit.”
“I’m sorry.”
“If I kiss you, will you stop apologizing? Make us fair and square?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Goddamn—I was hoping you would say that.”

UNWELL

CHASE AND BEE!!!

Dying over the reference to their book. “If I were a betting man, I’d say it’ll happen sooner rather than later.” 🥹

Not Miles giving Annie express permission to objectify him.

Cackling at “Just call me a clit, because I’m a bundle of nerves.”

Going to start implementing lizard time every day

“There’s my girl. Welcome back, Annie.”

I love Miles so much.

“So you’re a mafia romance fan, are you?”
“Nah. I’m an Annie fan.”

Melting.

“Every introvert needs an emotional-support extrovert.”

TRUTH.

“Happiness isn’t a zero-sum game. When you spread it around, everyone wins.”

Not Miles calling himself a full-blown fiesta on legs

Cackling at “You’re not married, right? There’s no Mrs. Scary Guy in a Sexy-Ass suit?”

Love the “you following me?” bit

I love how much Zee is giving Stevie hell.

Not her name being Minerva

“Momentous decisions and important plans probably shouldn’t be made on an empty stomach.”

Absolutely agree

“You know I sympathize—but can we please focus on the most pressing problem in hand. My problem. What am I going to do?”

Cackling.

“Want to try that answer again? You like what you see?”