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Shayla is 83% done with Nothing Tastes as Good

oh wait is the title the kate moss quote….. that’s quite good i didn’t catch that

— Apr 21, 2026 08:44PM Add a comment

Shayla is 63% done with Nothing Tastes as Good

i don’t really fuck with contemporary horror but i do love cannibalism in fiction and apparently so does the author because these mfs just went to see RAW (2016). this guy knows ball

— Apr 21, 2026 04:48PM Add a comment

Shayla is 43% done with Nothing Tastes as Good

— Apr 21, 2026 03:29AM Add a comment

Shayla is 16% done with Martyr!

— Apr 13, 2026 07:20PM Add a comment

Shayla is 8% done with Martyr!

— Apr 13, 2026 10:53AM Add a comment

Shayla is 3% done with Martyr!

— Apr 12, 2026 02:57AM Add a comment

Shayla is 90% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 10, 2026 06:27AM Add a comment

Shayla is 85% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 09, 2026 05:14PM Add a comment

Shayla is 60% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 09, 2026 04:22AM Add a comment

Shayla is 52% done with Project Hail Mary

moving myself into your spaceship because you have better science and i’m lonely 🥺

— Apr 09, 2026 03:10AM 1 comment

Shayla is 44% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 08, 2026 08:58PM Add a comment

Shayla is 34% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 08, 2026 12:28PM Add a comment

Shayla is 30% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 08, 2026 08:05AM Add a comment

Shayla is 19% done with Project Hail Mary

they have the audiobook reader doing accents like he gets payed extra for each one or something damn!!!!

— Apr 07, 2026 04:23PM Add a comment

Shayla is 15% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 07, 2026 08:23AM Add a comment

Shayla is 10% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 07, 2026 07:39AM Add a comment

Shayla is 88% done with Dominion

— Apr 07, 2026 06:24AM Add a comment

Shayla is 6% done with Project Hail Mary

— Apr 06, 2026 07:14PM Add a comment

Shayla is 78% done with Dominion

they keep blindly forgiving these sins but which sins are worth forgiveness?

— Apr 03, 2026 04:10AM Add a comment

Shayla is 60% done with Dominion

— Apr 02, 2026 05:10PM Add a comment

Shayla is 40% done with Dominion

— Apr 01, 2026 01:11PM Add a comment

Shayla is 36% done with Dominion

— Mar 31, 2026 08:57PM Add a comment

Shayla is 31% done with Dominion

— Mar 31, 2026 07:04PM Add a comment

Shayla is 11% done with Dominion

— Mar 31, 2026 05:41PM Add a comment

Shayla is 5% done with Dominion

— Mar 31, 2026 08:28AM Add a comment

Shayla is 64% done with The Troop

covering my cats ears for this he doesn’t need to hear it

— Mar 30, 2026 10:44AM Add a comment

Shayla is 68% done with Youthjuice

— Mar 19, 2026 07:49PM Add a comment

Shayla is 58% done with Youthjuice

didn’t mention i was listening to this earlier because it is girlslop horror but they mention nails a lot at that’s fun while im doing nails so i haven’t nailed

— Mar 18, 2026 12:27PM Add a comment

Shayla is 42% done with The Troop

— Mar 04, 2026 01:35PM Add a comment

Shayla is 40% done with The Symposium

— Mar 01, 2026 08:18PM Add a comment

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