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Funny how it works perfectly in fiction, but in real life, we would think the whole thing was a huge conspiracy.

Serious about pie? Who does this prince think he is? Dean Winchester?

Of course they are stranded in a small town during a storm. One room left with only one small bed. Of course.

Now I want s'mores

Reminds me of the cake incident from Red, White and Blue (except only the prince was included) and also Logan from Gilmore Girls

now I want cheesecake 😩

omg her cat if named Chanandler Bong

Depressing when your podcast becomes super popular because someone is using as inspiration for their murderers.

Having recently read a book where the love interest was the murderer, I am very much wondering if he actually is the murderer.

A horrible picture on your visitor pass in Buckingham Palace is so much worse than an awful picture from the DMV.

She actually sold products to Comstock twice before he came back with a warrant and police officer. The one the Comstock Laws are named after.

"The other problem for many observers was that her success led not just to wealth but also to independence. Brothel madams, some of whom also became quite wealthy, were similarly criticized and sometimes harassed and had their brothels ransacked. An independent female entrepreneur was a threat to the established gender order."

"Many people view pirates in a romantic light, but there was absolutely nothing romantic about them, other than the legends woven about their exploits after they were gone."

"Long before the release of Spare, it was well known within the tight circle of royal correspondents that Charles eagerly piggybacked on reports of Prince Harry’s teenage drug use by allowing the leak of personal details about his own son to construct a “great dad” narrative that many within the press gladly printed in return."

"Everyone already knows that King Charles might have preferred a life as Queen Camilla’s tampon."

Having a black suit with you everywhere you go on the off chance the Queen dies that day for for years. I can see just packing a black suit because they are the best, but just in case someone dies? How mordid.