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oh shittt

ARE U KIDDING ME... THEYRE AT IT RN????? WHY ARE THEY FUCKING AT EVERY CHANCE THEY GET 😭😭😭

not a day of damn peace 😭

well…. that took a turn….

why are they lowkey manipulating her…..

this is getting boring….

why am I reading this….

BAI HUANG U SNEAKY MFER

dang didn’t expect them to give in so fast to the tension 🙁 WHY DIDNT THEY DRAG THIS LONGER HELLAUR— ugh slow burn did not burn enough I’m sad

already in love with this 🤭

THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP

the translation is HORRIBLE oh my god. the world building isn’t even there

this has got to be the stupidest thing I’ve read in my LIFE. THIS BETTER NOT BE THE REASON LMAFO

CLOCK IT GUYS I NEED YEXUE! I DONT CARE HE CAN KEEP ME LOCKED IN HIS MANOR-

nooo looks like shes not going to end up with sima jiao :( oh well

so i few days ago i opened a random page of the book and the first quote i read was "I didn't know the crown prince was gay" (this is a love triangle) (the crown prince was one of the love interests). and so here i thought i spoiled the entire book WHEN IN FACT! JUST READ THAT PAGE! AND GOT CONTEXT! SO HE INFACT IS NOT GAY.... so now the story just got interesting bc what is she going to do ayo... is shawty gonna die

HE IS LITERALLY SIMA-FUCKING-JIAO. I AM HOLLERING HE IS LITERALLY. SIMA. JIAO. oh my god.

also the title is so fitting, it makes so much sense now.

ANYWAYS.... HE IS LITERALLY SIMA JIAO HELP WHAT DO I DO

I have been KOed. gone. by huang. Oh my god the bar is in HELL

OH IM SICK…. HE’S FREEING HER FROM THAT PLACE IM SICK………. oh god huang maybe you are more than a beige flag, maybe you are a sage-olive-green-khaki flag ;-;

also man is simultaneously yearning and LUSTING like crazy, someone tell him to get ahold of myself yo

tang dynasty fwb/situationship? OK…

n e ways THE WAY huang is considered a green flag for his era when in fact he is just a beige flag. so funny pls

(also why is he so loser in love coded…. my feelings are HEAVILY conflicted on whether I should be squealing or not)

OH SHE CLOCKED HIM

WTF EW HE KISSED HER WITHOUT CONSENT TF