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Taking a break here, I'll continue with the rest & onyx storm in March 👋

We get it 😩 You're horny, she's horny, attraction = love, totally. What is there left to be said at this point?

Wow is this frustrating!

Es ist noch ungefähr NICHTS geschehen. Warum tu ich mir das zum 39. mal an?

Why so wooooordy

I was like "everyone recommended this for so long and I need something non-vampire for a bit", thought I might read 100 pages and go to sleep.
A couple hours of non stop reading and 300 pages later, I gotta say I'm hooked. Don't know if I like it here, but I am staying for sure.

FINALLY

Leave it to Amelia Hutchins to write a series that's not cohesive and makes no sense at all if you don't read the spin offs, to introduce mayor new players in said spin offs and finally to recap everything every once in a while except WHO THE FUCK THOSE PEOPLE ARE.

Holy macaroni, I want to punch someone in the face.

I am so over this bullshit, how is this only book 4/7 (not including the spin off books youre supposed to read in between to get the full story and ✨experience✨)? Why does everyone keep telling me to read this? There is not one character I care about so far? Ryder & Syn are just incredibly dense and annoying.

Look, xKarenina made me do it. 🥲

HAPPY RELEASE DAYYYYYYY
crying laughing throwing up

Will we get plot in this book? Will there be anything happening within the next 200 pages?

Proposal: people in fantasy books start talking to eachother about their expectations, needs and wants.

Look, I'm doing this for continuity. The dynamic honestly isn't for me. At all.

Why isnt Maggie on the cover? 🙄

I see this series posted in all my bookish groups, so I'll give it a go. I mean, fuck his dad is always a good suggestion, is it not?

Really don't want to read this anymore. Why was this book so hyped a while ago? I hate it here.

The book summarizes itself every fifth paragraph??
I get it's 3 books in one, so when starting a new part I understand, but why do I need a plot summary every 2 pages?
Especially helpful when the plot spans 3 pinpoints 😅

Why exactly is everyones gender reversed, but Charlie, Renee and Phil are left the same? And why am I wondering this just now?

all aboard the cringe train, choo choo!

this reads like a nice guy's wet dream lol
i think ill venture back to female authors after this detour

Reread #3 after reading both feet in the grave and craving some more Charles 🥹

Did I mention I hate myself? 2 books to go.

Why would you write a non binary character to then proceed and misgender them on the same page?

Giving this another try as its short and idk what else to read, plus its on KU.

Look I chose this this morning being in a hurry, having 10 minutes left with wifi to download my next read. Why is this the parent trap - violent edition?

No. Fucking. Way. What a traitor. What a way to nest in a background story.

Well shit. Why is she George RR Martening the cast? 🥲