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Omg reading new book in new house going to job on new bus line life is crazy #GoatedWithTheSauce

Yall should’ve chosen this for book club fuck u guys voting for the stupid astronaut book

Omg lizzie it’s getting hard to defend u girl

Bruh

Omg I can’t believe I’m already 20% in fuck my life

How can I be expected to work when this book is sitting in my bag begging to be read

I miss Joey and Aoife

Omg this is so rough I just really need everyone to pull themselves together

Wow

Oh mama mia

Slow af to read but incredibly thankful it is long so I can read more Joey and aoife ehhehe

I’m grinding through this book

Woah mama

Oh my god

Lol who am I

Oh my golly did I shed a tear yea maybe

Oh my days, read some on the toilet spent like 30 mins in there my legs fell asleep I couldn’t stand up I can’t put this stupid thing down

Ermm awkward to read on the bus had to turn down the brightness on my kindle for this

Yea yea jess hastie likes a cringe book club book WHATEVER!!!!!!

Blushing on the bus this is so humiliating whatever yes book club I like this book GOD

Why is this book so long

Once again the slowest damn book I’m sorry this author needs to speeden the fuck up sick of it

This is the most embarrassing cover art for a book I’m reading

Don’t ask .

whatever maybe I like this book whatever!! don’t talk to me!! i’m not embarrassed!!!!!!! I said whatever!!!!!!!!!!!

if I have to read the word lad or demented one more time i’m eating my kindle

how fucking longs this book I swear I read it for 20 mins and the % has gone up by 2 also they keep reusing the word demented like okkkk find another word