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im basically reading this for the first time tho i have 0 memories except that tedros dies at the end and then some dumbass fuckass stupidass thing happens where he comes back to life and cheats and has a fucking hetero ass happy ending
japeth and aric i will always remember you

see i know this ig gonna upset me bc im rooting for japeth wth

tedros needs to learn to listen to gay people oml the little boys are telling you to be wary of gifts be wary of giftssss
foreshadowing goes crazy but its such a good plan that im rooting for the bad guys
rhian dont have any crazy ex girlfriends because he went to an all boys school just a BROTHERS crazy ex BOYfriend and also kei whos totally in love with him

bro what are you doing?? oml

too many fuckass sexy ass MEN
aric is SO fine i dont know what to do about it

what the actual FUCK bro who the FUCK do you think you are what the actual fucking hell is wrong with fucking men.
euraclaia is a fucking whore and i hate telemachus and amphimonous did not deserve that
so much more odysseus being a great guy are you kidding me I'm crashing out so bad rn
EOS. like are you serious. I'm so mad rn and theres still so much of the book left the bed are fucking everything up

pylades is actually the finest man im drooling
theyre so doomed UGHHHH

I fucking knew they were gay bruh DONT PLAY WITH ME