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Delilah is soooo me I also thought Anne and Diana were obviously super gay for each other

Iris pisses me OFF grow up ur 30 years old

I actually HATE how this is written like it's genuinely fucking painful. Like it genuinely reads like it's written for a 5 year old and then he suddenly throws in some stupidly long explanation of some science thing or other

Andy weir def the kinda guy to constantly be like "he or she" isn't of just saying they

"Most people actually know one another in this town" well she doesn't fucking live here ??

Oh believe me he's already opened up his mind to that

WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU WATCHING WITH NO SUBTITLES

If you can't tell at a glance that "beauté éternelle" means eternal beauty then there is no hope for you learning French

Crying to Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus are we for realsies

Ramona is the lastttt person I would be talking to about Logan after what she did

The synopsis of this book makes it seem like this part will be very very brief but No it's page 112 and he hasn't even fucked up yet

Logan you've got NO GAME bro ur lucky shes awkward as fuck

There's no way he was about to say he loves her right? right??? Bcs they met TWO WEEKS AGO

why isn't she telling him she has a date with Justin I'm so fucking scared

He knows......

HE KNOWS??

I don't give a flying fart about Greenmantle WHERE'S RONAN

Does no one in this friend group know each others birthdays

Not Adam and Blue... not Adam and Gansey... that just leaves......... 👀👀

"You really can be a raging feminist" ????

Adam thinking Blue's his girlfriend??? Son 😭😭😭😭😭

"Ronan never took my car" yeah about that.....

Why do Ronan and Kavinsky feel so gay

I'm crying no one gaf about Neeve

He's a unicorn??? The fuck

He's literally the dark king like I'm either being completely misled here or the foreshadowing is heavy handed as fuck

I take back my last guess I now think that Will is the dark king bcs if Simon really wanted him dead he would've gotten his men to kill him and then bring him proof... but no... they were just keeping him captive... bcs Simon wants to bring the dark king back... are we picking up what I'm putting down here...

Taking a wild guess here: Simon is Will's dad

Not having any of the foxes povs right now is miserable

"They were looking for a fight" dude if the ravens were so offended by what Neil had to say then they should have locked in and beat them in the match not beat them half to death