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He knows......

HE KNOWS??

I don't give a flying fart about Greenmantle WHERE'S RONAN

Does no one in this friend group know each others birthdays

Not Adam and Blue... not Adam and Gansey... that just leaves......... 👀👀

"You really can be a raging feminist" ????

Adam thinking Blue's his girlfriend??? Son 😭😭😭😭😭

"Ronan never took my car" yeah about that.....

Why do Ronan and Kavinsky feel so gay

I'm crying no one gaf about Neeve

He's a unicorn??? The fuck

He's literally the dark king like I'm either being completely misled here or the foreshadowing is heavy handed as fuck

I take back my last guess I now think that Will is the dark king bcs if Simon really wanted him dead he would've gotten his men to kill him and then bring him proof... but no... they were just keeping him captive... bcs Simon wants to bring the dark king back... are we picking up what I'm putting down here...

Taking a wild guess here: Simon is Will's dad

Not having any of the foxes povs right now is miserable

"They were looking for a fight" dude if the ravens were so offended by what Neil had to say then they should have locked in and beat them in the match not beat them half to death

Trust an aftg talk show interview to never go quite right

Does Jean even know how to drive

Jean being so protective of the peach Cody gave him I love him real bad

NEIL!!!!!!!

LUCAS YOU IDIOT OH MY GOD

Everyone at USC is GAY

Jean get behind me

"That's a mite bit hecked up" I'm actually fucking crying

Right person wrong time...... man......

Jeremy seems so normal this is throwing me for a loop

5 pages left are we really not gonna get an explanation for who tf Neil's dad killed in front of him Kevin and Riko

Neil I mist you real bad welcome back buddy

Mentally cannot take this right now tell me this is the saddest it gets it's all happy from here right

Neil stop Neil wait wait Neil wait don't go Neil please wait