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Another one.. forchune 🙄

Bye-Ron, not ishue but issU, havered not hovered.. THIS NARRATOR IS DRIVING ME INSANE

This book sucks and I started skimming 50 pages in

The idea of an other worldly monster being into daddy dom dungeon master is so funny to me. Also the fact that bdsm survived the apocalypse 120 years before

Sick.. 10% in and already got me sobbing

‘For a man who lived alone, Brooks had a surprisingly comfortable mattress’ Dog what the hell does that even mean

Man I thought Brads labor scene was gonna be a lot sillier.. where was the ‘oh my god there’s a placenta!!’ and ‘holy shit why are my tits leaking?!’

So far I’m really loving this book BUT it does feel like the author was trying to hit a word count. There’s a whole lotta fluff to this one

‘I go though your kindle and buy a hard copy of every book you’ve rated 4 or 5 stars’ IS LITERALLY MY DREAM GIFT

Lilacs inner monologues are gonna be the death of me.. if I could skim an audiobook I 10000% would

I’m damn near halfway through this book and Seraph literally JUST started talking.. this book is so drawn out yeesh

I was down with this book until we pulled the massive teddy bear tattoo with alphabet blocks that had their initials in em.. too far my guy wayyyyyyyy to far

Also!! We got a love confession like 4 days into knowing each other.. this book sucks

3 days later(??) Niko’s mom is mad that she had to wait months to meet Charlie.. did no one think to check the timeline of this fuck ass book

Hello the timeline in this book is fucked and it’s pissing me off. The beginning they said Charlie’s bday was in six days, then the dr comes by 5 days later, then they say his bday is 4 days away .. come on!!

Okay so far.. so confused about Xeni’s thigh slit and self lubricating butthole. And I HATE the nickname princess

Oh Brad you sweet idiot of a man.. I honestly didn’t know we’d could make them this clueless and endearing. Like come on!!

Okay this is good and silly goofy fun but it’s feeling a bit repetitive and I just wanna shake Archie bc omg can you pls stop deflecting for ONE SECOND

Kodiak knitting is gonna be the end of me

These boys are so straight btw totally not gay like never checked out another man

This book is so dumb and I’m obsessed

Earth Kodiak is everything and this book is DIABOLICAL. I’M SOBBING

Okay this book got me sobbing too

I WANT THEM TO SMOOCH ALREADY. How are they so freaking cute together

What does moon and stars even mean in this fuck ass book

Oh my GOD Luca can you just let this man wallow for one god damn second. Christ this man sucks

Ew Luca can you not act like a pre teen horny boy ALL THE TIME

Like Luca was a fun little shit in the beginning but now it’s just getting old

I hate the tiger facts. Make it stop

We’re just smooching in the ring now.. in front of everyone?? I don’t like it!!