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super cool so far

Making me nervous that a dog is involved. Nothing ever good happens to the dog bc its the most devastating plot device.

Did she rlly need to use the r word bro

Bella deserves better parents

You’ve got to be kidding me bro now she’s in love with him too?? WRONG. WR O N G

I hate Jacob’s manipulative ass bro

I’m just saying that if Jacob weren’t an asshole and everyone was a little more open minded this tent thing could’ve gone a whole other direction

Legit wish I could punch Jacob in the face he is so creepy bro

Man Bella just can NOT win

He crumpled METAL into SAND ?? In his hand??? Dude what

David Star Jordon is a super cool guy until he’s the worst ever

WDYM THIS BOOKS TIMELINE IS ONLY 1 MONTH???

" i dont always do everything i should do for you." Correct Charlie

i fucking hate all the men in this now. Charlie AND Jake especially. none of that way comedic

YES SHE PUNCHED HIM ID RATHER HE BE DEAD BUT ITS SOMETHING

DISGUSTING WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM HE FORCED HIMSELF ON HER KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM

EWUH WHAT IS WRONG WITH JACOB I WAS SO ROOTING FOR YOU AND NOW YOURE GROSS AND GUILT TRIPPY AND W E I R D

We rlly didnt thje love confession Jake we all already fucking knew. She told you it would ALWAYS be Edward why would your sweaty exclamation change her mind. Bros annoying

IM GETTING BORED WHEN WILL SOMETHING HAPPEN FUCK

Renee not coming to the grad party is a missed opportunity

I have listened to her on Radiolab for some time now I had NO idea she had a book. IM SO EXCITED

“That’s not very attractive behavior Bella. Forgiveness is Divine.” FROM CHARLIE?? Most out of character like I’ve ever read what the fuck was that I’m removing it from my mind

Edward finally trusting Bella’s judgement and being less controlling is pulling me to his side a bit more. Love to see mutual respect

Reading twilight and watching the first season of jersey shore with my sister in our new apartment>>>>> anything else

ECLIPSE IS JUST GUYS BEING ANNOYING AND THINKING THEY GET TO BELLA WHAT TO DO I HATE THEM ALL

Jacobs annoying now, became a werewolf and got annoying. Just like a 12 year old boy whos cool then goes through puberty and sucks

oh what werewolves dont age either ???

"take care of my heart- I left it with you." Gag

Jacob is SIX FOOT SEVEN???

We dont get ANY of their trip to see renee?? bull