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i like this. a lot.

i will finish this out of spite

okay yk what the professor is cooking

why is it so bad ☺️☺️☺️

?

you can tell a man wrote this

boooring

mmmm the stories are missing something

man i love them

oh im so scared

oh

"lazy human" aw 🥹🥹

“He seals the globe around himself with glue. “I test.”
He just floats there for a minute. Then, he says, “Works! Happy!”

#scared

“Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy,” I say. “Neither of us are.”

let's cry let's hold hands and lose it all ok rocky i love you

“The knot in the tape comes loose, recoils wildly, and smacks Rocky’s hand. He shakes the affected hand in pain for a moment, then continues messing with the tape measure.
“Yeah. You’re definitely a scientist.”

we should cry

them waving at each other is actually making me cry i love waving this is so silly

oh my

🥹🥹🥹🥹

holy moly