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Thought I was reading knives out and I’m getting Stella got her groove back…this is what I get for judging a book by its cover fr

Halia better than me bc I love some smoked salmon

Okay I don’t like how the author makes references. Who is the target audience of the book? Bc if I’m the target audience then i know what getting braids like Janet means you don’t need to mention poetic justice

They beefin like two homeless niggas over the last cigarette oh my god??

Deviled potatoes….i need a nibble of that

All this bossing around did they sign any waivers for this???

Couldn’t make me move back in with my momma IDGAFFFFFFFF

An easy read but at what cost

Say man….book so strange I’m wondering what year it came out

Book starting to egregious I know a man wrote this

Saying you’re gonna kys if you don’t get laid soon is crazy work

“A born flunky, he loved gossip and the telling of it” #pariscoded

Can’t imagine a nigga askin my dad about me😭 grateful to live in the now

I just had to re read that 3 times bc there is no way she breastfeeding a 4 YEAR OLD

“I didn’t hear that?”

You know when you don’t like somebody so everything they do pissed you off? Like why are we complaining about mashed potatoes being lumpy?

I legit got 20 pages left but tbh at took a turn so embarrassing that I CANNOT

Just had to put the book down and walk away

ARE YOU SERIOUS

If I found out someone was using my vulnerability for a masters thesis😀

NO FUCKING WAY

Nah these parents gotta go to HELL

HER DADDY A BITCH

GET THAT HOE

I’ll be glad when someone get that bitch and drag that bitch and beat tf outta her!

Ooh someone come get this bitch

Bitch you stabbed your child???

Terrorize your parents back! #childreninparentalfields

OHMYGOD

This is EMBARRASSING