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this twist would be so cool if i didn’t get it spoiled from a tik tok edit

this is AT LEAST five bodies

HES GAY??????

oh i’m sure.

#whatthatmean

wait this is kinda tea

yessss girl emotionally cheat on your spouse

this book cannot be real

okay bro

#Ok.

the jokes write themselves atp

oh i’m sure

this is just actually absurd like hello

this is giving me ideas i’d rather not entertain at the moment

wow who else is jumping

which could mean nothing

OH HO HO… this tea…

back on my indecisive bullshit

rf kuang writes like she’s jigsaw and we’re all stuck in a never ending trap with no answers and no way out

Guys im starting to get really scared…

there is jamesoliver everywhere for those with eyes to see it

evil smirking emoji rubbing hands together deviously

IM GEEKED… IM GEEKED WELCOME BACK PYNCH

i am here i exist i am alive because i bleed………………

hello adam parrish…

i’m so sorry katabasis

i see my future and it is bright

as is with every other book she’s written i fear i will be thinking about this one for a very very long time

i keep having to pause to have a love surge over her writing god i love rf kuang so much

not finishing what i’m currently reading aholic