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it’s like in iwwv when the fireplace and the hook and the boat closet and the performance

— 14 hours, 57 min ago

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homeless man calling another homeless man broke

— Sep 20, 2026 03:22PM

alyssa is on page 263 of 460

i would pay thousands for one glimpse into julian’s mind

— Sep 07, 2026 09:03AM

alyssa is on page 250 of 460

i don’t understand a damn thing going on #chess

— Sep 06, 2026 04:40PM

alyssa is on page 225 of 460

whole house mentally ill

— Sep 05, 2026 02:19PM

alyssa is on page 198 of 460

i hate this fuckinf book 😂😂😂😂

— Sep 03, 2026 08:47PM

alyssa is on page 168 of 460

which probably means nothing

— Aug 30, 2026 05:46PM

alyssa is on page 166 of 460

henry i fear you genuinely have five seconds left to live

— Aug 30, 2026 05:26PM

alyssa is on page 157 of 460

this is all hypothetical right guys 🤣🤣🤣right guys…

— Aug 30, 2026 03:46PM

alyssa is on page 127 of 460

EVERYONE GET MORE TOXIC NOW

— Aug 15, 2026 03:10PM

alyssa is on page 98 of 460

this is either foreshadowing or i’m stupid

— Aug 04, 2026 04:21PM

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