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Storyline sounded wicked, shame it's been trash so far, I've started skipping the cringey af sex scenes, want to be done with this shit

I really don't understand the hype, the characters are superficial and the story is weak af.... DNF 41%

So lovey dovey and blah blah mushy, i'm bored, I want DRAMA!

“A face like yours makes men stumble over themselves.” He tilted his head to look at me through a new angle. “Faces like yours are carved into statues, immortalized in stone for the world to see over the ages.” He let in a deep breath then exhaled slowly. “You…are art.”

Pissing myself laughing!

His eyes snap to mine and narrow. It’s then I realize that I said that out loud.

Holy shit.

“I mean, fuck, it’s hot,” I blurt, clearing my throat.

It isn’t really that hot, so I sound even more stupid.

LOOL

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. — Christopher Morley

There are times when a lie can’t be helped. Honesty is a fickle bitch like that. I don’t believe in filtering, though. When you start walking on egg shells around people, that’s when you know that those are people you don’t need to be around. Life’s too short to pretend to be anyone else. I’m just me. I say what I want to f*cking say. I do what I want to do and I don’t f*cking apologize for it.”

In what bullshit world does this sound flattering:

Jenny ate like a man, shoveling bacon and egg into her mouth. It was fascinating, and made her all that much more intriguing to me—mainly because she seemed relaxed, more comfortable around me.

“Because I want to know more about you, silly.”

Add talking with her mouth full of food to the list of things I liked about her.

meh

I feel like I'm missing half the story, like wtf is going on.