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Planned to read on Monday, woke up violently hungover, slept until 6:15 after my classes, went to a concert, got back, did not do my hw, woke up at 7:30 today, and did the reading/listening this morning. I could not tell you a thing about it. Were so back.

Why you would assign that every student must buy the psychical book in a specific translation, only to not read a vast majority of the text will be always beyond me. I’m just rereading the whole thing. Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise someone with insane sunk cost value for using a $15 coupon.

I know it refers to actual heads but I couldn’t stop laughing imaging Ahab saying “I don't need an I phone X or airpods... I need a Philly cheese steak, some weed, and a bitch to give me head #mood” in a raspy, harpooner voice.

It’s 2:30. I have office hours in six hours. And I’m reading about the whales!

Rest in peace Anne you would have loved Preachers Daughter by Ethel Cain, it’s very clear you are one in this

EDMOND AND I ARE THE SAME AGE???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyvMx...

5:35-5:46.

I did not wanna pay for an uber so I walked the mile between the Metro and campus in the cold last night at 11:30 pm, holding a Wawa coffee for warmth in one hand and hiding the other under a hoodie I bought at a concert. Immaculate vibe for this book, as I tried not to fall while walking on the side of the road.

Utterly phenomenal book to listen to on my way to a date with someone a few years older than me

"As long as she has questions for me, she will love me." I have a few choice--but positive--words on this sentence but it did make me weep quietly in the corner of the living room which I did my coding homework.

It's becoming increasingly apparent to me that I know absolutely nothing about Roman history and I keep getting the names mixed up

I did not know they did that at 99.

I’m not much of a Reddit user anymore (thankfully) but the year long book club subreddits are so awesome

Audiobook death scene is just two pencils hitting each other and a British man coughing up a frog you love to hear it!

I’m

Guys Harney and Sons Chocolate Mint tea with Chobani vanilla coffee creamer is one of the most delicious substances on the planet idgaf about Shakespeare I’m all in on drinking diluted artisan ice cream flavors

https://youtu.be/TQcGnEhciNY?si=hTX_h...

Stereching 544 Pages until may, yay

“Strange, she thinks, all these years a little bit of my life has gone on existing in this stranger’s head. And now he’s given it back to me.” (Pg. 14)

idk if it's the pills or the fact it's currently 12:30 in the morning but this made me cry. Let us wallow, let us pray.

I actually really like this I just needed an audiobook and the physical book in front of me wth my whole personality is based on a lie

This class is three handwritten open note exams and attendance we are so fucking back

POSTMODERNISM!!!!!

Gas but also what is occurring

Just learnt I have fifteen assigned texts I’ll need to read front to back this semester. This does not include the reading for my conservative theory class, political research, or Northern Ireland one. Unironically gonna be keeping track of all the pages I read a day.

I made a woe to myself I would read one massive huge brag book on my own (Monte Cristo is with the Reddit bookclub). I will finish this if it kills me.

I made a woe to myself I would read one massive huge brag book on my own (Monte Cristo is with the Reddit bookclub).

I do not know how I read half of this in one day but I adored the first chapter, second is kinda confusing me