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should i be more mad at the amount of queer books where a closeted man dates an out man secretly and discusses how bad he wants to be with him out in the open but they can’t or at myself for continuing to read books with this plot

why do women think gay people are so CORNY instead of nasty goblin freaks

if there’s one thing i hate more than a republican it’s a gay a republican, if there’s one thing i hate more than a gay republican it’s a gay republican who says “i don’t understand why you have to make a big deal of your sexuality”. are u ready to die dean arnault.

a message to the montreal voyageurs: nightmare nightmare nightmare!

rachel reid give shane hollander a mean friend who will tell him the truth about being a shitty boyfriend instead of an unending parade of yes men who convince him things are fine challenge. ur on thin ice u yaoi demon from hell!

rachel reid i want u to know that i will not be falling for the propaganda and hate either one of these characters and will instead turn my ire towards u if one of them says or does something i dont like

now why tf am i in this one

i am trying so so so hard to like this book. scott lynch have u tried adding gay hockey players in to keep my attention?

every single book in this series is 300 pages of a hot rich hockey player with a fat ass and giant schlong and a sexy little twink who is amazing at sex and stunningly beautiful thinking “there’s no way this person wants me i’m just an ugly little ogre” like girl pls do not piss me off

don’t look at me i waited long enough let me read the hockey porn

rachel reid really said okay now that you have read the story about the two hottest hockey players ever put on paper (or kindle screen i guess) how about an uglyboy x femmeboy story with almost no sex but a lot of self loathing

i feel like im on the fucking mayflower

here we fucking go again…..

if i could post pictures on my goodreads book updates id post a picture of me lighting myself on fire cuz that’s how i feel reading this book rn

shane saying he’ll probably eventually find a woman he likes and marry her and stop liking dudes like okay homo i thought that in seventh grade too

dont look at me like that u knew i was gonna read this

okay yes i’m reading the gay hockey smut sue me

oh dungeon crawler carl? the series with the talking sex doll head that threatens to kill everyones mother? the series where a giant praying mantis was infected with something called enthusiastic double gonorrhea? the series with the surprisingly touching and poignant moments and very real characters that will make you tear up? yes, that series.

sometimes i read these books and get scared someone is going to ask me what they’re about cuz i have no fucking idea how to explain it

fantasy authors pls stop making the main male character fall in love whatever female character is most relevant at the moment and just replacing her when she dies/leaves/is no longer sexually available. thank you!

all fantasy authors nut at the thought of naming one of their characters nina