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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 30. He’s still a teacher 😭 my heart

— Apr 13, 2026 11:35PM Add a comment

J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 25 damn Grace I didn’t take you for a light weight

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 21 HEROINE??!!

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch17. CELEBRATION

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 17. We don’t need to know about your sex life dude

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 16 I forgive you Andy, Ricky is actually really great

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 10. Andy I swear to god. You could have made it look like literally anything and you made a SPIDER

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

Ch 4. WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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J is starting Project Hail Mary

How much is this gonna confuse me. I don’t know anything about astronomy 😭

— Apr 10, 2026 11:31PM Add a comment

J is on page 229 of 464 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

— Mar 08, 2026 10:41AM Add a comment

J is on page 55 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

It’s been two days and you already love him…sure man

— Dec 25, 2025 08:26PM Add a comment

J is on page 48 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

Ok you’ve just recreated beauty and the beast but horny and worse

— Dec 25, 2025 08:20PM Add a comment

J is on page 45 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

Girl you don’t have a taint

— Dec 25, 2025 08:17PM Add a comment

J is on page 44 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

How long is his tongue?! That’s scariest part honestly

— Dec 25, 2025 08:15PM Add a comment

J is on page 43 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

THATS NOT HOW THE HYMEN WORKS

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J is on page 43 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

Ew

— Dec 25, 2025 08:13PM Add a comment

J is on page 26 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

That seems quite fast

— Dec 25, 2025 07:55PM Add a comment

J is on page 11 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

No, hi my name is. No dinner. Just straight to “hey girl I got in the woods, fuck me”

— Dec 25, 2025 07:35PM Add a comment

J is on page 5 of 88 of Chained to Krampus (A Holiday Novella)

I’m sorry is this book about to start with a rape scene?!

— Dec 25, 2025 07:26PM Add a comment

J is 98% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Who put tears in my eyes

— Nov 16, 2025 11:50PM Add a comment

J is 96% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

My apologies Poppy

— Nov 16, 2025 11:37PM Add a comment

J is 95% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Ma’am

— Nov 16, 2025 11:32PM Add a comment

J is 93% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Godamnit I thought we were done with the walking dead!

— Nov 16, 2025 11:25PM Add a comment

J is 88% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Well fuuuck

— Nov 16, 2025 10:58PM Add a comment

J is 85% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

THAT LYING BITCH

— Nov 16, 2025 10:45PM Add a comment

J is 85% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Tyler I’m gonna hold your dick when I say this. Become. A. Pastor.

— Nov 16, 2025 10:39PM Add a comment

J is 75% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

I disagree poppy. I think he is that type of man

— Nov 16, 2025 09:54PM Add a comment

J is 69% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Oh fuck you straight to hell dude

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J is 66% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

Oh fuuuuuck

— Nov 16, 2025 09:14PM Add a comment

J is 55% done with Priest (Priest, #1)

She’s got a point buddy

— Nov 16, 2025 08:19PM Add a comment

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