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abs is on page 330 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

I'm sorry I know this is supposed to be a serious plot point but Heike's "I knew it!" has me rolling. It's just this meme:

— 13 hours, 21 min ago Add a comment

abs is on page 286 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

Screaming crying throwing up

— 14 hours, 26 min ago Add a comment

abs is on page 140 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

Fake IDGAFer. I see you yearning

— Nov 02, 2025 06:58PM Add a comment

abs is 55% done with Where the Library Hides (Secrets of the Nile, #2)

Inez's insistence on tagging along for dangerous situations when she has the combat skills of a wet tissue is fucking hilarious

— Nov 01, 2025 04:11PM Add a comment

abs is 22% done with Where the Library Hides (Secrets of the Nile, #2)

This book is also a hot mess but the melodrama is so crazy I'm invested

— Oct 31, 2025 12:50PM Add a comment

abs is 99% done with What the River Knows (Secrets of the Nile, #1)

I'm convinced the only reason I could read this book in like 4 days was because nothing actually happened (review to come)

— Oct 30, 2025 06:50PM Add a comment

abs is 50% done with What the River Knows (Secrets of the Nile, #1)

This feels like The Mummy except without the bi panic and the general Camp™ factor (which is to say... It's just a book set in Egypt)

— Oct 29, 2025 02:27PM Add a comment

abs is on page 399 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

you're telling me Aubry Tourvel walked the entire world but there's one place she never explored: another woman's body (review to come)

— Oct 22, 2025 07:28PM Add a comment

abs is on page 331 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

I'm fucking rioting Douglas what the fuck would you do that to me

— Oct 17, 2025 06:14PM Add a comment

abs is on page 267 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

Aubry gets a hot milf bisexual arc????? When???? (Don't queerbait me now, Douglas)

— Oct 17, 2025 04:12PM Add a comment

abs is starting Clarimonde

help i'm addicted to early vampire literature

— Oct 15, 2025 05:40PM Add a comment

abs is 45% done with The Vampyre

Time for more vampire lit

— Oct 14, 2025 03:33PM Add a comment

abs is on page 144 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

This feels like a very long walk actually (good thing I like long walks)

— Oct 07, 2025 08:35PM Add a comment

abs is finished with A Steeping of Blood (Blood and Tea, #2)

You know... I'm not mad about this ending, but I have some words for it (review to come)

— Oct 01, 2025 06:29PM Add a comment

abs is on page 327 of 435 of A Steeping of Blood (Blood and Tea, #2)

Faizal put crack in these books I stg

— Sep 30, 2025 05:17PM Add a comment

abs is on page 92 of 435 of A Steeping of Blood (Blood and Tea, #2)

"Dedicated to colonialism: you suck" is a HELL of a dedicating and I am crossing my fingers so hard that this book lives up to it

— Sep 27, 2025 07:57PM Add a comment

abs is on page 136 of 368 of Remarkably Bright Creatures

Shelby I am BORED 😭😭😭 please just let something happen already

— Sep 20, 2025 08:23PM Add a comment

abs is 99% done with Your Body Will Never Be Found

Well, I read that (review to come)

— Sep 18, 2025 08:29PM Add a comment

abs is 79% done with Your Body Will Never Be Found

Sorry, nothing could have prepared me for "I want you to screw your son's corpse." Nothing at all

— Sep 18, 2025 07:58PM Add a comment

abs is 62% done with Your Body Will Never Be Found

Can someone just rail Willa already so she'll stfu, please?

— Sep 18, 2025 05:54PM Add a comment

abs is 50% done with Your Body Will Never Be Found

These killers are just the dudes from Impractical Jokers I stg

— Sep 17, 2025 05:59PM Add a comment

abs is 32% done with Your Body Will Never Be Found

I was prepared for gore. I wasn't prepared for every single character to be this fucking annoying.

— Sep 17, 2025 02:19PM 1 comment

abs is on page 497 of 498 of The Alienist (Dr. Laszlo Kreizler, #1)

Ate. Left no crumbs (review to come)

— Sep 14, 2025 07:41AM Add a comment

abs is on page 130 of 498 of The Alienist (Dr. Laszlo Kreizler, #1)

"Give me your derringer, Sara. I'm going to shoot myself." RIP John Moore you would have loved edgy Gen Z humor.

— Sep 10, 2025 07:20PM Add a comment

abs is 5% done with The Familiar

Leigh honey I'm a bit fan but my library hold lapsed and I am bored

— Aug 31, 2025 07:05AM Add a comment

abs is on page 319 of 320 of Serial Killer Support Group

Thankful grateful blessed that nobody boinked a serial killer during this (review to come)

— Aug 19, 2025 09:57AM Add a comment

abs is on page 106 of 320 of Serial Killer Support Group

You're telling me this guy is wearing the same dress slacks to a high school dance that he wore to his mother's funeral when he was 4???? What????

— Aug 18, 2025 03:02PM Add a comment

abs is on page 24 of 320 of Serial Killer Support Group

Cyra isn't like other girls (she's worse)

— Aug 16, 2025 07:03AM Add a comment

abs is on page 337 of 338 of A Tempest of Tea (Blood and Tea, #1)

My ass will be SAT in Barnes and Nobel when this sequel comes out (review to come)

— Aug 01, 2025 12:34PM Add a comment

abs is on page 201 of 338 of A Tempest of Tea (Blood and Tea, #1)

I've clocked the plot twist as of like chapter 5 but the foreshadowing has me absolutely frothing at the mouth

— Jul 31, 2025 08:35AM Add a comment

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