Madison H. > Recent Status Updates

I’m still here reading (kinda), it just is a lot harder to focus these days. Anyway, we are now up to the creation of Survivor.

Wow, I’m not a book club read hater but… this is doing the same thing (I think) but better.

This is so good! Has started many conversations.

No way the boomers say OUR GENERATION IS BONKERS when they got away with some of the shit they did…

This book has me feeling espresso depresso. I think I’m supposed to though.

🥺

Why am I not team Shane this book?

This turned scandalous.

Damn, Emily. Wendell is out here doing his best and you are like “yeah but could you do it better.” 😂

Wow, this relationship is 10x healthier than the one in the first book.

I’ve got a list of relevant quotes that is uncomfortably too long already….

Feels a little bit like home, ya know?

My beef so far is that it feels like this is happening on a twilight speed schedule and nobody actually talks to other people the way one of these characters does…. But, I can vibe with it.

Emily: “I couldn’t care less if the place is dirty.”
Wendell: “Of course you don’t, as your type finds its natural habitat under old bridges.”
Me: 👀

Wendell, my blonde beloved.

For the life of me, I cannot picture the layout of the last chapter that just occurred (classroom to museum).

I have decided to DNF this garbage. I’m either ten or eleven books into this series (main+prequel) and I will not let logical fallacies suck me in. Review shredding this to come.

This is so bad. So so so bad.

Some people might find “touch her and die” to the point where she’s not allowed to receive MEDICAL ATTENTION hot, but not me babes. Not me.

I really don’t know how I am going to get through this book. JA did absolutely nothing with the last book and this WAS supposed to be the last but now there is one more???? And this one is still 1200+ pages??? So far the first 230 pages could have been about…. 50? We have a lot of men saying “I KNOW BEST” for a million pages.

I, much like the prequel characters involved, think this series should end. Now.

I CAN DO IT. I CAN FINISH BEFORE 2026.

Why are the men in this book so fucking stupid.

Appreciative that MMC has a totally normie nickname.

Quick, I somehow have to finish 7 books before the end of the year.

Oooo, you guys know you are SO proud of me for reading….

When my life feels out of control I just like to start books and never finish them.

I’ve been reading real slow because first trimester and reading are a match made in hell. Feels like being car sick constantly lol. Slowly making a comeback!

SHIT my libby hold ended while I was IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE.