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WOLF ACQUIRED I’M PUMPED

He slept…. scared and alone… for how long? ……. somebody sedate me

ROCKY!!!

Shallan telling Kaladin “it could have been worse” after seeing his BRANDED FOREHEAD… IS SURELY SOMETHING…

I never want to read the word “slickened” again

In other news, soldiers shit themselves!!

The gang has convened. Now if only Kaladin can read more words I am BEGGING.

“Luckily my absent-minded mother had packed the tranquilizer gun I used to use on her when she got in one of her moods, so I shot myself and slept soundly.”

“Now, I want you to carefully prick your finger with one of these knives from my kitchen…”

Not gonna lie this goes hard

Get you a wife that washes the blood from your boots no question

Coworker recommended me this and I’m trying to hit my reading goal since there’s no way I’m finishing a Brandon Sanderson beast in the next 22 days

Shallan’s hit her point of no return and I’m still just waiting for Kaladin to read more Words.

Kaladin’s inner monologue, “What is Dalinar doing, writing on his own wall during his conniptions?” Me, looking into the camera like I am on The Office.

Amaram… when I catch you…

This has been sooooo helpful at my work (daycare for 4 year olds) genuinely

Only a sith deals in absolutes, Robin…

Ian Malcolm deliriously ranting about the dangers of unchecked experimentation and inherited wealth and the lack of accountability of big corporations and corporate greed and the death of society as a whole hits a little too close to home mon frer.

Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now…

“Pull the trigger, kid.” YEEEEEAAAAA BOOOIIII

This audiobook narrator kinda sounds like Jonathan Bailey ngl. Anyways, NOTHIN’ TO SEE HERE

We have hit the point of no return now boys.

This is what I get for not finishing the full chapter. Picked it up tonight ONE page from an “oh shit” moment. I’m back in.

“No more lies,” I said, like a liar.

“I built this cage so there’s no possible way- oh my god.”