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OOP-- time to kill a bitch!!

The tension is buildingggg when's it gonna haaappen~

And this is only part 1..? Sigh

Will really said Uno Reverse bitch

Cliche after beloved cliche, but I can't get enough

Regal acting very trumpy making me PISSED

*sigh* Editors.... I'm begging you... do your job... there is SO much "telling" and next to no "showing". Show, don't TELL me every minute detail of a bland ass scene. It's like- she stood, she walked, she opened the door, she went in the door, she walked more, she bent down, she picked up the petal, she smelled the petal...... TOO MANY WORDS FOR A POINTLESS ACTION

Human sacrifices. I'm calling it now.

Aight listen.... Do we get exposition every time a new name is mentioned?? Yes. Is it annoying? Yes. But does every book have to be a masterpiece?? Nahhhh. And I stand by that.

Girl... the way I need a cigarette every time Regal opens his FAT MOUTH.

I am anxiously awaiting the day Fitz gets to sucker punch Regal in the teeth.

Don't speak of the white ship, GOT it.

I love a good "my reason for being villainous my whole life is a lie, who am i without my anger" plot

Weird "prank" but ok

>- Weapon Unlocked -<

Twunk : Obliterated

Making your male love interest a bi bratty switch, MAY JUST BARELY make up for him being blond, I will give you that.

Regal when I catch you Regal— Regal when I CATCH YOU//// RE—

When the sex scene is actually so much like an excerpt from the Book of Solomon in THE BIBLE that you gotta go on a tangent over voice memos to your bestie.

Nighteyes I love you Nighteyes. Fool showing his ass just to embarrass Fitz is peak. Now what the fuck are the Elderlings

WOLF ACQUIRED I’M PUMPED

He slept…. scared and alone… for how long? ……. somebody sedate me

ROCKY!!!

Shallan telling Kaladin “it could have been worse” after seeing his BRANDED FOREHEAD… IS SURELY SOMETHING…

I never want to read the word “slickened” again

In other news, soldiers shit themselves!!