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I'm so locked in. This is for all the girlies who have thought "wow I'd love to know some more stuff" but don't know what stuff is interesting enough to start learning. The stuff is in here!

This is so good! I wish I was like 10% smarter though so I could understand everything she says...

Going back to my roots! (homoerotic retellings of Greek mythology)

Men will literally commit international war crimes before going to therapy...

I just do not like the way we are talking about women here huh

Oh me when I SCREAM

This is a contender for top 5 of the year

Maybe even top 1 of the year

This book is not what it was advertised to me as... But luckily it's also mind numbingly unreadable

My dad finally got to me

Noooo why isn't this sucking me in like I want it to

Someone get this man a Ritalin

This could have all been avoided if women were allowed to talk oh my lord

It is actually incomprehensible to me how much research this man would have had to do to make this book coherent

This is hard because the story is good but I'm wishing Stanley tucci is here

Ibs girlie 🥰

Not the Idaho jump scare. We would get pulled into these shenanigans

Read the World break time

Loving your son so much you become a guerilla fighter and commit treason #boymom

I love this woman 😭😭😭😭

When I'm sad...?

I fear this man is me... He's about to ruin his life for pettiness and a gorilla (not even that closely related)

Mattie this is not for you
(sincerely, a person who just heard her explain her deep fear of large primates about 30 minutes ago)

This is crazy good. I love lesbians

I hate when women write books about only men... I simply do not care, stop it

This is like the best book ever

THIS IS SO GOOD. WHERE ARE MY DARK FEMINIST HISTORICAL FICTION GIRLIES AT

2.4 gpa is absurd

This is unfortunate because she has a story worth writing a memoir about, but the writing is not good at all

If I had a nickel every time an award winning piece of media from last year tricked me into engaging with it before knowing it was about vampires, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

I'm so stressed out right now 😅