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This is a tragic case of "I wanted to watch the movie with Viola Davis in it but decided to read the book first, but the book isn't enjoyable, so I'll have to be forced to think that the movie is better than the book"
This has happened to me several times

Ummmmmm I'm starting to this this isn't actually cruelty free...

I am addicted to insane women

My head and eyes hurt from crying

I am feeling in my bones this is a top 5 for the year already

Oh not this being insane crazy

Me already fascinated, what the heck is going on here

Past two horror books didn't scare me enough. Trying a new tactic

I want to be SCARED

I am once again going to be absolutely shocked by a plot twist that I know is coming, know I should know what it is, and do not know what it is

This girl is pmo but she's also kind of me huh

No and so actually arrest me if you must. I must know about the sheriff !

I'm so locked in. This is for all the girlies who have thought "wow I'd love to know some more stuff" but don't know what stuff is interesting enough to start learning. The stuff is in here!

This is so good! I wish I was like 10% smarter though so I could understand everything she says...

Going back to my roots! (homoerotic retellings of Greek mythology)

Men will literally commit international war crimes before going to therapy...

I just do not like the way we are talking about women here huh

Oh me when I SCREAM

This is a contender for top 5 of the year

Maybe even top 1 of the year

This book is not what it was advertised to me as... But luckily it's also mind numbingly unreadable

My dad finally got to me

Noooo why isn't this sucking me in like I want it to

Someone get this man a Ritalin

This could have all been avoided if women were allowed to talk oh my lord

It is actually incomprehensible to me how much research this man would have had to do to make this book coherent

This is hard because the story is good but I'm wishing Stanley tucci is here

Ibs girlie 🥰

Not the Idaho jump scare. We would get pulled into these shenanigans

Read the World break time

Loving your son so much you become a guerilla fighter and commit treason #boymom