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Loving your son so much you become a guerilla fighter and commit treason #boymom

I love this woman 😭😭😭😭

When I'm sad...?

I fear this man is me... He's about to ruin his life for pettiness and a gorilla (not even that closely related)

Mattie this is not for you
(sincerely, a person who just heard her explain her deep fear of large primates about 30 minutes ago)

This is crazy good. I love lesbians

I hate when women write books about only men... I simply do not care, stop it

This is like the best book ever

THIS IS SO GOOD. WHERE ARE MY DARK FEMINIST HISTORICAL FICTION GIRLIES AT

2.4 gpa is absurd

This is unfortunate because she has a story worth writing a memoir about, but the writing is not good at all

If I had a nickel every time an award winning piece of media from last year tricked me into engaging with it before knowing it was about vampires, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

I'm so stressed out right now 😅

Hoping to find a kindred spirit in another Jordyn

This is so excellent wow wow wow

This is sickeningly devastating

This is weird because I still don't know what the actual conflict is

Oh okay so I'm sad now?

I know something is going to go very wrong but so far I think they're thriving

This is so good omg

Read the World is going so well

I am a simple girl who LOVES an archaeology book

Last book was too stressful, I need to be calmed by lesbians being happy

I'm confused how there are still 90 minutes left....

I am sweating

This is so excellent omg

This is. Very good.

I am so fucking stressed right now

This is SO GOOD omg I'm going to cry so much I can already tell

I genuinely don't think I can finish this