Grace Copperthite > Recent Status Updates

holy shit bro. first of all, YAWN. second of all, how the fuck was stephenie meyer able to get so many borderline pedophilc relationships past her editor? third of all, i genuinely don’t give a fuck about this storyline at all

chapter 19 was - not even lowkey -the most well written chapter in this book so far

2 things stephenie meyer CHOSE to make canon:
1. normalizing romantic attraction to babies
2. jasper fighting for the confederacy

the most interesting thing that has happened in this book so far are the tribal legends about wolves

BOI WHAT THE HELL BOI????? STEPHENIE MEYER CHOSE TO MAKE A TEENAGE BOY FALL IN LOVE WITH A TWO YEAR OLD?? AND WROTE “DON’T JUDGE HIM” ???? BABE IM JUDGING

edward is so fucking annoying omg i hate when men tell women what to do

i hate reading a romance novel written by a mormon what do you MEAN the hot vampire is a prude OH MY GOD

i’m already pissed off what do you mean charlie doesn’t know how to microwave

can stephenie meyer STAHP putting a crazy action packed climax in the last 100 pages? at least the leadup to this was actually interesting and dare i say well written unlike its predecessor

edward is so fucking dramatic im sorry i’m still team jacob!!! with zero context clues or in-person confirmation needed if he gets a whiff of bella MAYBE being dead he’s just gonna expose vampires and kill himself awesome plan buddy sounds great

this book is so much better than the first and i cannot stress that enough

jacob’s on his deriod 💔🥀

bella is a terrible friend

WHO THE FUCK IS DR GERANDY WHY ARE WE INTRODUCING RANDOM CHARACTERS RN this book PISSES me off

“i bit down on my lip” thank you kristen stewart for understanding the assignment

i know being clumsy is like bella’s Thing but can she go one day without blacking out / getting lost / getting seriously injured? survival instincts of a fart for real

bella is so god damn annoying omfg i didn’t think it could get any worse

DREAM THEORY MENTIONED!!!!

once again has stephenie meyer ever been to phoenix: “haphazard lines of intersecting freeways” THE CITY IS ON A GRID!!!

i’m so mad right now you guys like so mad this book is so annoying all of the action is happening LITERALLY RIGHT NOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN FEEL LIKE THE SAME BOOK LIKE WHERE IS MY GIRL JESSICA??

I WILL ALSO NEVER FORGIVE THE CASTING DIRECTOR OF TWILIGHT FOR MAKING JASPER A FREAK HE IS SUCH A SWEET KING IN THE BOOK

thoughts:
1. very upset they made jasper a freak in the movie adaptation. his power in the book is being charming and now im confused
2. THE BASEBALL SCENE IS HERE.

wish u guys could see the face i made reading how edward kissing bella’s forehead made her FAINT

oh my fucking god the pacing of this book needs to be studied in a lab. nearly 200 pages of bella and edward being like BARELY FRIENDS to them saying i love you and admitting they can be together in less than 50. i’m getting whiplash here

has stephanie meyer ever set foot in phoenix before?? what do u mean “purple volcanic rock”? barely any mountains? girl…