Grace Copperthite’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

once again has stephenie meyer ever been to phoenix: “haphazard lines of intersecting freeways” THE CITY IS ON A GRID!!!

i’m so mad right now you guys like so mad this book is so annoying all of the action is happening LITERALLY RIGHT NOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN FEEL LIKE THE SAME BOOK LIKE WHERE IS MY GIRL JESSICA??

I WILL ALSO NEVER FORGIVE THE CASTING DIRECTOR OF TWILIGHT FOR MAKING JASPER A FREAK HE IS SUCH A SWEET KING IN THE BOOK

wish u guys could see the face i made reading how edward kissing bella’s forehead made her FAINT

oh my fucking god the pacing of this book needs to be studied in a lab. nearly 200 pages of bella and edward being like BARELY FRIENDS to them saying i love you and admitting they can be together in less than 50. i’m getting whiplash here

has stephanie meyer ever set foot in phoenix before?? what do u mean “purple volcanic rock”? barely any mountains? girl…

cracking open a cold one means something else to jacob ig

if i didn’t know anything about this book i’d assume edward was a serial killer the way he asks bella if she thinks hes scary / insinuates hes dangerous