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lisa says “i only care about what happens to anne and that mary falls off a cliff”

lisa laughed when the narrator called richard musgrove stupid and when mary said “whenever there’s a difficult situation a man will find a way to get out of it”

lisa says “this is a lot of backstory where is the plot?”

listening with lisa i’ll update you with her thoughts

lydia gwilt you’re so evil i love it

love the narrator calling allan stupid, more of that please

that boat sank 20 years ago, wtf is it doing sitting there on top of the ocean???

guys i think allan armadales 3 and 4 might be gay for each other

we can’t ALL be allan armadale

getting rid of paul walter hartwright style is bad enough, but do we also have to marry off every single other person except lucy? is that really necessary?

sarah heidt when they let me out of inpatient you WILL experience the consequences of making me read about mr home emotionally incesting his way into being the third in his daughter’s marriage

i didn’t update the page count last time fuck my stupid baka life

i’m so sure lucy/paul is super mega doomed but i have yet to figure out what evil ass plot twist is going to ruin it

no a love pentagon isn’t enough, actually, put some ghosts in there

does dr john really need *three* girlfriends?

oh lucy you’d LOVE laufey

and if the footnote isn’t a french translation it’s a bible reference and if it isn’t a bible reference it’s helen trying to argue that lucy is clinically depressed

lucy snowe wants to be girlfriend of the month so bad but i can just TELL that dr john is going to sister-zone her into the sun

“i knew he was graham bretton the whole time but i kept it to myself 😌” hey what if we didn’t do that

calling it now, lucy/dr john/ginevra is wives and daughters molly/roger/cynthia EVIL CURSED edition

stop putting french in there stop making me flip to the endnotes for the english translations fifteen times a chapter

look lucy, i hate the french and find their language despicable too, but like why would you go to somewhere that only speaks french if you don’t know any??

paulina why do you want a boyfriend so bad, you’re six???

call me crazy if you want, but i think that if one you can’t stop thinking about how you’re helplessly in love and the other refuses to use the word love in the single two paragraphs meant to be a sexual awakening then maybe you’re not having equivalent experiences of sexuality

i love when trains are used for their intended narrative purpose (murder) and not useless folly (making out)

oh the aromanticism of it all

“kill them with kindness” wrong, horny rock💥🪨

the endnotes in this edition are so funny like girl that’s not helpful historical context that’s your personal opinion