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and hello tertius “i hate women” lydgate

james harthouse you have EVIL energy 😒

whY is the narrator telling me that the best thing tom can do is kill himself??? do you think i want to hear that???

dottie please, i know you’re going to marry casaubon but what if you just…didn’t this time?

i don’t know why stephen is here, i don’t care that stephen is here, i’m just here for gay louisa

third time’s the charm i guess

louisa and tom and sissy…one of you is a fruit…perhaps all of you are fruits…

the editor called gaskell “relentlessly grim” on the back cover so i WILL be a hateful rat in the status updates as revenge ty

the st in st. john stands for STUPID

straight people your days are NUMBERED

rest in piss mrs reed, i hated you even when they got my queen tara fitzgerald to play you in 2006

blanche ingram i really don’t give a gaf

don’t tell me about your plans to recreate sir thomas more’s utopia dottie, there’s a murder scandal going on

whatever rochester is taking that lets him sleep though his bed catching on fire, i need like four of them asap

lydgate you are an opp, rosamond you are an opp, bulstrode you are an opp, caleb garth you can stay

oh helen burns the consumption lesbian you are

the will and dotty telenovela love plot is lowkey SO GOOD when you’re reading it on extra strength melatonin

yes i started at book five do NOT question it

lisa review is “i didn’t like it but it was a good book”

lisa is happy that anne hates mr elliot now but she has no other comments

lisa says: “i want mr elliot to leave”

lisa went :o when wentworth showed up in bath

lisa has no comments today but she was unnerved when i told her “there’s going to be some cousin marriage in here, you just have to be chill with it”

lisa says “there’s too many people, i’m confused”

lisa says “i only care about what happens to anne and that mary falls off a cliff”

lisa laughed when the narrator called richard musgrove stupid and when mary said “whenever there’s a difficult situation a man will find a way to get out of it”

lisa says “this is a lot of backstory where is the plot?”

listening with lisa i’ll update you with her thoughts

lydia gwilt you’re so evil i love it

love the narrator calling allan stupid, more of that please