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very hard to write a fun status update on a book purposely written to create a feeling of “oppressive narrowness” so i won’t

— Jul 05, 2026 08:34AM

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Annie is on page 305 of 612

imagine hating a guy so much that you write down the history of your enemyship in the family bible meanwhile he doesn’t even give a shit about you lmao

— Jul 03, 2026 05:18PM

Annie is on page 267 of 612

oh no! your family is bankrupt and the only way to have enough money to live is to sell all of your furniture INCLUDING THE TABLE LINEN at auction! what do you do?

a) sell all my stuff and not starve
b) fuck you i’m keeping the table linen

(the answer is b apparently)

— Jul 02, 2026 07:25PM

Annie is on page 219 of 612

every good novel involves someone being thrown off a horse, george eliot clearly knows this

— Jul 01, 2026 12:51PM

Annie is on page 149 of 612

maggie is really a character of all time, too bad she’s surrounded by a supporting cast of absolute flops

— Jun 29, 2026 09:58AM

Annie is on page 109 of 612

can't believe global superstar and philadelphia icon gritty is here

— Jun 28, 2026 04:17PM

Annie is on page 55 of 612

mary ann, the hit elizabeth gaskell novella “the moorland cottage” (1850) would like to have a word with you