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'shawshank redemption' is a 5/5 i guess. now 'the body'.

readind these in disroder because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well, tyrion is cancelled.

the way grrm writes dany is disgusting and disturbing. like i don’t even like her but. 🙄

so. and eagle. named orell. 🌚🌝

they should just make olenna the queen, honestly.

"Arthur taunted them and satirically begged them to keep well"
what a savage

"Igraine's third daughter, Morgan le Fay, was too young for marriage. She was put to school in a nunnery, and there she learned so much of magic and necromancy that she became a mistress of these secret matters."
lol what kind of nunnery

okay but can’t the night watch like.... make a deal with the wildlings? if they’re marching on the wall then it’s probably because they’re dying of cold and not because they actually want war or to take over some kingdom. and there’s literally no reason for the westerosi to hate them really, so? just agree on something that suits both of you and live in peace and stop frustrating me.

i forgot i was reading this 🌚

why do daenerys and catelyn’s chapters exist

this book is murdering my will to read anything ever again. in a bad, driving-me-right-into-a-damn-slump, kind of way.

« She stood up and walked towards the beach. Her pubic hair hung between her legs sopping wet. » lmao how long are her pubes to just /hang/ there.

« he couldn’t wait to show her how strong and muscular he’d become » ok.

lmao i forgot mabel existed... and the whole memphis/theta relationship drama thing is going to be such a pain in the ass. i just. really don’t care.

im so surprised im kinda enjoying this book now?? because the first 30% were a disaster. i wish i didn’t know about that /thing/ involving jericho that’s coming later............

my longest yeah girl ever @theta

i was hoping J was alive out there somewhere but alas D’:

okay picking this back up just to be done with it

/that/ was the twist.....?? ...... WHO CARES????

‘The writing is in an elegant, feminine hand [...]’ feminine writing? amazing concept.

do we ever learn more about the faerie world or are we just supposed to guess? so far there’s barely any world building at all... and how exactly did jude learn to speak/read english? this make no sense to me.

so he’s the king’s main general or something and supposedly an amazing strategist, yet he’s been blind to jude’s beef with the prince and co for all these years although it’s been happening out there in plain sight? how...... capable of him. amazing observation skills.

because im basic and intrigued by the hype. (and have encountered holly black’s stuff in the past and it went Fine.)

so far it’s just okay-ish bordering on meh though.

and like one could draw a parallel between ned stark and stannis because they’re both dudes with an uberdeveloped sense of honor etc. but ned had feelings and stuff. stannis has black magic and is a hoe.

okay but stannis? a hoe.