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"Si un puits s'assèche, si le beurre devient rance, si un seau fuit : tout ce qui ne va pas chez eux, depuis une chute de grêlons jusqu'à un torticolis, ils en accusent la Cour et le Conseil"

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That Josef priest guy is just WILD

Si je lis que 3 livres ce mois-ci ce sera pck j'aurais lu que des livres de +1000 pages hein

Can't believe I actually suffered through the eight TOG books

That raging battle for the last 200 pages is starting to get on my nerves

These Mormons really are crazy

Here we are with yet another episode of Sarah J. Maas stripping a powerful FMC of all her power.
For fucks sake, can't she let women be powerful for just once ????

Ok fine, Elide going after Lorcan on the battlefield was actually cute

5 🌟 direct

ITS FINALLY FOR FREE ON SPOTIFY

En prévision du train demain matin pck c'est hors de question que je me trimballe les 1000 pages de Kingdom of Ash toute la journée (sans compter que je vais me taper la honte si on met voit lire cette horreur mdrrrrr)

And I'm not bringing this big-ass, heavy, useless book with me on the train tomorrow.
SJM already has the privilege of destroying my sanity, I'm not also letting her destroy my back.

Explain to me why I so firmly believed I'd finish this over the week-end ?
I'm bored as fuck, it's pages upon pages upon pages of battles. Thousands of soldiers are killed in each fight but somehow there's still thousands of soldiers to fight in the next battle. Where do these people come from ? Why aren't they out of soldiers yet ?
And to make matters worse, the battles are not even well written.

Kill me already

Why is this 1000 pages long ???

"I love you. From the moment you walked in the sitting room that first day. I think I knew, even then"

NO YOU DIDN'T. SJM has a way of destroying every relationship she builds between characters that flabbergastes me. Not every single character has to fall in love at first sight. It was very clear Chaol and Yrene were NOT in love at first sight and I liked that. Why state the contrary once they finally fall in love?

"He hated her" omg finally someone hating Aelin as much as I do

Got so bored I fell asleep on the book three times on a single train ride

I love Anequs so much

Can someone please explain to this woman the word "thrice" DOES NOT EXIST ? It's been like ten times AT LEAST since the beginning of the book and it annoys me SO MUCH