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Oh yeah. It’s all happening.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

In a bit of a post spooky season slump, but I’m really enjoying this!

Love a bit of sex murder on the way into work.

Goddamn.

100 pages in and they be doin’ it. All over. Multiples. Noice.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll fucking say it again.
My favourite books can always be summed up by “I support women’s rights AND wrongs.” And this one feels like it’s going to fit in just fine.

:(

Volcano babyyyyyyyy

I swear to god, if Mt. Vesuvius doesn’t erupt at the end, I’m gonna lose it.

Me, every other paragraph: 👁️ 👄 👁️

This is, without a doubt, the weirdest fucking book I’ve ever read.

Samson and Abitha just need to burn this puritan village to the ground. Smoke these fools. Simple S.

Oh yeah. This fucks.

Spooky horror October read #2! This story is already much darker than the cover paints it to be.

The problem with having celebrities/actors as audiobook narrators, is that I always picture their face rather than the description of the character as in the book. Since I’m pretty sure they’re all gonna die, I’m just sat here like “noooooooo Judy Greer, you’re too hot to die!!”

*will not be taking questions on my almost exclusively-middle-aged-women celebrity crush list at this time, thank you

This is the strangest little book I’ve ever read. It almost feels like an episode of Escape This Podcast? You know, the audio escape room podcast. Super odd!

Imagine trying to make friends with Bigfoot.

Humans are so fucking stupid.

Spooky! What a strange style though. It almost feels like an episode of a whodunnit podcast, with the interview-style formatting?

“It’s great to live free of the other sheep… until you hear the wolves howl.”

Let’s fucking gooooooooooo! Bigfoot baby!!

Resisting the urge to DNF, and I can’t even tell you why. No reason really. Just vibes?

I feel like I’m in the minority here, but I am not nearly as invested in this. Proper book 2 slump 😭 still wanna know if we get the volcano at the end though.

Oh stop being so STUPID.

For such a clever girl, Amara sure is fucking STUPID.

I wonder now, will this whole thing end with the eruption of Mt Vesuvius? It would be fitting.

Oh Rufus, you sweet summer child.

I love angry women.

A slow reading weekend - savouring this!