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Macarena is 32% done with Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)
ohhhhh this is sooo much better nowTHANK ALIMIGHTY
— Oct 22, 2026 07:57AM Add a comment
Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)

Macarena
Macarena is 32% done with Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)
lies and lies and lies and lies Shallan noooo why u fucking lying why you always lying
almighty pls keep sexy dilf safe pls almighty ppls
— Oct 22, 2026 07:19AM Add a comment
Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)

Macarena
Macarena is 30% done with Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)
can this girl hurry up and make it to the shattered plains
also when will Kal smile
— Oct 22, 2026 06:07AM Add a comment
Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)

Macarena
Macarena is 8% done with Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)
I was enjoying the pirates of the Caribbean side plot until ANNIHILATION
— Oct 17, 2026 04:40PM Add a comment
Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2)

Macarena
Macarena is 77% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
can all my day dreaming count as a book pls
— Oct 07, 2026 06:55AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Macarena
Macarena is 68% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
nvm just imagine him as Jesse Williams and he is hot again
— Sep 30, 2026 10:24AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Macarena
Macarena is 68% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
HES BALDDDDDDFDDDDDDD i look up ONE CHARACTEER get mega spoilers that i dont even understand and find out sexy charismatic priest is BALDDDDD
— Sep 30, 2026 10:23AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Macarena
Macarena is 66% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
live update moving on from the proletariat to the mentally ill. hope they keep her in the psych ward
— Sep 30, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Macarena
Macarena is 66% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
wait nvm this is just DUMB hes so cool nonchalant me no need big ass sword
— Sep 30, 2026 10:02AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Macarena
Macarena is 65% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
Me when I guess the plot a page bf the plot is revealed- also I was enjoying the fleabag side plot till this bitch fumbled - also Aladdin no further explanations
— Sep 27, 2026 09:30AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Macarena
Macarena is 48% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
broke and a redhead. damn girl pick a struggle
AND A THIEF
— Sep 16, 2026 10:46AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

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