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Fresh alarm flooded his mind; his fear had woken Thorn from the dragon's own nap. For a few seconds, confusion reigned as their emotions overlapped and Murtagh attempted to calm Thorn.

It was just a goat,Murtagh said, extricating himself from the willow. Just a goat.

You scared me, said Thorn. Not an accusation, more of a plaintive statement.

"Nonsense. You've seen plenty of women in your life. Surely you must have formed some opinions."

Judging by Aaron's face, he was ready to disavow having ever heard of women, let alone seeing one.


soooooooo nice to be reading you once again miss kingfisher

" "Nonsense. You've seen plenty of women in your life. Surely you must have formed some opinions."

Judging by Aaron's face, he was ready to disavow having ever heard of women, let alone seeing one. "


soooooooo nice to be reading you once again miss kingfisher

"What a tool cynicism is to the corrupt, claiming the whole of the creation is broken and fraudulent, and thus we are all excused to indulge in whatever sins we wish - for what's a little more unfairness, in this unfair world?"

"I barked one of my most deep-throated barks, fierce and savage, a wonderful sound, even scared me a little bit, which made me do it again, even wilder, like to frighten myself back for frightening myself. From next door came Iggy's yip-yip-yip. Were we cooking or what? Iggy was a great pal."

this dog is crackin my shit up

"The fact is, Angie spoke of you highly - how you stuck it to that creep of a husband." She gave herself a little shake. I can do that way, way better.

ohhhhh yeah i hope this shit stays as good as the first chapter. fucking love an animal character

pretty good so far!

"[We] join District 11 at the knot-tying booth, where I struggle with my square knot while she replicates everything they show her on the first try, even the snares. 'Now you're just showing off,' I say.

She rolls her eyes. 'Yes, I'm sure the Careers are quaking in their boots at my clove hitch. Let's go throw some axes.'"


forgot how fucking bleak these books are

interesting choice by the author to end a chapter on an open door sex scene then cut immediately to the ten year old boy character meeting with the ten year old slum girl character to discuss the buying and selling of the kingdoms slaves

"I didn't say she was beautiful."

"All women are beautiful," said Istvhan, dismissing this. "It is the job of their lovers to make them feel that way if they do not already."

once again held in the glorious arms of T. Kingfisher

the way the author wrote the logic of the sheep is not compatible with my ADHD

silly

"Paras, the curious filly, leaned forward and stretched out her nose and sniffed the bird. He allowed this. He said, 'I speak seven languages.'"

delightful ass book

i love learning new things even if they are about Chinese slave labor used to export comorant guano to england

aawwwight i think im stawrting to wike womantic fantawsy

"A seal popped it's doggy head out of the water. They gazed at each other as the sun sent a slanting beam to silver the beach grass. "What are you thinking about, eh?"

"Whatever his father said about angles of stifles, cow hocks or spavins, all horses were handsome and good. You just had to find the right use for them."

uh yeah waxing poetic about the inherent link between horses and man since the dawn of time and how a single horse can be coveted over centuries??? Geraldine you wrote this for me and me alone

little Molly being absolutely delighted by the monotonous work of cleaning an entire pantry of silver - she just like me for real

that teacher dialogue was a little heavy handed lmao

"I understand from Molly that you still work. I must say it's impressive at your advanced age." hey no one alive would ever say that n if they did they're more autistic than the main character

i love this little maid bitch

"I don't cut corners, I clean them."

her describing how and why she loves her job is how i feel about MY job at the Barnes & Noble bookstore (autism 🤝)