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i am just an idiot apparently. cows = PASTORAL OH MY GOD DUH 😭😭

i just know my professor is gonna ask us about the significance of dawn and her cattle in class tomorrow and I’ve genuinely got nothing regarding that. maybe I’m just dumb 🤗🤗

-1 point for korgy (of the many that have already been deducted throughout this story): he doesn’t like reality tv. so basically he hates fun

nolan hashtag knows his worth good for you diva

are you joking my ass right now

waldo what are we doing go to SLEEP

this is giving me secondhand embarrassment at this point

I wish this book had been out like a year ago and I could have read it and recognized how embarrassing this behavior is and like maybe avoided emulating it regarding a guy I met doing community theatre. HE’S NOT EVEN THAT GREAT WALDO STAND UP

David Foster Wallace mentioned

hey so a text wishing you a merry christmas doesn’t mean shit btw (girl stand up) (also he is your TEACHER)

they can’t make Mr. Korgy a Lenny Bruce fan I hate this man stop letting him have taste

NO NO NO NO NO STOP

well he should be turned off regardless because you’re underage and also his student but sure Waldo let’s pretend it would be because of your throw pillows

personally I’m of the opinion that teachers should have private social media accounts

rip Waldo working at Victoria’s Secret on Black Friday sounds like my worst nightmare

tweaking why is he calling her YOU HAVE A WIFE GET OUTTTTT

this is like in inside out when riley runs away. bro i’m tweaking

not sure if the mr. shears/christopher’s mom reveal was actually supposed to be a shock to the reader but i figured it out like twenty pages ago so it doesn’t really matter

this book is far too gimmicky for me so far BUT i’m not having a completely terrible time

Ruth’s basically got the measure of things. he’s an asshole, and she knows this. and yet, she continues doing whatever this is with him. frustrating but also kinda real

Rabbit Angstrom you pmo

with the way he talks about coaching, I can see Tothero being able to make a group of teenage boys want to run through a brick wall for him. this monologue he just did reminds me of the John Wooden quotes that my high school basketball coach used to make my team read before practice. I think John Wooden probably had a less messy personal life than Tothero does though (just an assumption)

“…you eat and eat and it’s never the right food. You can’t understand that.” but this just parallels Rabbit Angstrom’s whole thing. like I’m assuming that that’s going to be the point of the story (he’s running and running and doesn’t really know what he’s looking for but he knows that it’s not whatever he has currently). idk maybe that was the point of this line. now I feel stupid lmao

the constant usage of “by the way” in this book is really pissing me off

bro why is she so mean to her sister ts pmo fr