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My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Every guy she dated was absolutely in love with her. I mean, Ivory was very attractive and funny, but men acted like her vagina had some sort of potpourri shooting out of it.

‘You’re all questions, aren’t you? No, love. We never went in for that sort of thing. You only need men if you want to breed more men.’

‘You’re all questions, aren’t you? No, love. We never went in for that sort of thing. You only need men if you want to breed more men.’

‘Not kill you. Destroy you. Dissolve you. You wouldn’t die in here, nothing ever dies in here, but if you stayed here for too long, just a little of you would exist everywhere, all spread out. And that’s not a good thing. Never enough of you all together in one place, so there wouldn’t be anything left that would think of itself as an “I”. No point of view any longer, because you’d be an infinite sequence of views an

I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality I knew was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger.

‘Nobody looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more complicated than that. It’s true of everybody.’

"Safe in his bedroom afterwards, he had written (following half an hour's staring at the wall, which succeeded a bout of masturbation) "beauty is geometry." He had torn the paper up immediately, and felt foolish every time he remembered it, but still, there was something in it. Her gorgeousness was a matter of minor adjustments to a pattern, so that a breathtaking harmony resulted."

My eldest daughter joined a tambourine sect. The kind who stamp and praise and give up cigarettes only to light up a certainty every five minutes.
My daughter wants to tell me the Truth. She knows what it is and I don't. Meanwhile my son is using her Bible for rolling tobacco. The paper is the right weight and he doesn't think she'll ever read all the way to the end. She's reading Proverbs, he's smoking Revelations.

"My fiance and I would like to be married in church; an ordinary hypocritical impulse from two people who do not believe in God." -Holy Matrimony

"Sometimes you are ugly in your beauty, magnificently ugly and you frighten me for all the right reasons." -The Poetics of Sex

"We need more Labradors. The world is full of blind people. They don't see Picasso and me dignified in our love. They see perverts, inverts, tribades, homosexuals. They see circus freaks and Satan worshippers, girl-catchers and porno turn-ons. Picasso says they don't know how to look at pictures either." -The Poetics of Sex