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My eldest daughter joined a tambourine sect. The kind who stamp and praise and give up cigarettes only to light up a certainty every five minutes.
My daughter wants to tell me the Truth. She knows what it is and I don't. Meanwhile my son is using her Bible for rolling tobacco. The paper is the right weight and he doesn't think she'll ever read all the way to the end. She's reading Proverbs, he's smoking Revelations.

"My fiance and I would like to be married in church; an ordinary hypocritical impulse from two people who do not believe in God." -Holy Matrimony

"We need more Labradors. The world is full of blind people. They don't see Picasso and me dignified in our love. They see perverts, inverts, tribades, homosexuals. They see circus freaks and Satan worshippers, girl-catchers and porno turn-ons. Picasso says they don't know how to look at pictures either." -The Poetics of Sex