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peeves is actually my goat right now for messing with Umbridge to a degree never seen before.

somehow the book Umbridge is even more infuriating than the movie Umbridge... i cannot wait to see her getting what she deserves genuinely need her to explode

JK rowling continues to impress by making laughingstock out of Hermione wanting to end slavery... what a book!

Uncle Vernon dear we don’t call them dementoids nor do we call them dementywhatsits.

Already so much better than the movie because what do you mean they cut everything out ever

yet another devastating banger that i'm going to have to think on for a long time before i writer a proper review....... i feel drunk on words not unpleasantly but just in a thought haze. what a beautiful book this was. i love you & thank you for recommending this to me.

Holy fuck my brain is on fire

i do not want to write my review yet i gotta get past the Just Finished A Series slump

can't even find a good quote because the only interactions between cassian and nesta are veiled and instantly smoked romance or just pure sex. #Couldn'tBeMeNMyGirl.

i wanted to read something different than what i usually read and this is DEFINITELY a ways from what i usually read. might DNF if it keeps going the same way it has been ...

Genuinely the book equivalent of a beach episode and I needed it

I am almost done with this book and forgot to update (loud gulp sound effect)

I actually only read up to 276 but I wanted to round up because hey it's a friday. I FUCKING ADORE HARRY IN THE BOOKS what a refreshing take after little scaredy cat harry in the films. And god they cut out such key details like the marauder's map actually. being GREEN??? And the SECURITY trolls i mean i get that they had to cut out SOME stuff but the stuff that's in the movies should have been cut out instead of....

Big fan of Professor Trim the Lawney

chronically 1 book behind schedule on the 2026 reading challenge ...

they took out the best jokes from the movie bruh

I like the book Harry Potter because he actually RESPONDS to the bullshit people be saying to him. Movie Harry Potter is the epitome of smile and nod and smile and nod that PUSSY ASS!!! Thank you book Harry. You much better I like you

in this exciting next 60 pages of the second book, fred and weasley absolutely fucking obliterate a poor salamander by feeding it a bomb, and Scholastic thinks it's a good idea to translate the meters in the original british text into feet & inches but leave in "kippers" and "treacle pudding" as if any american has any clue wtf those things are

Fuck yeah baby (the evil twin of fuck no baby)