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they took out the best jokes from the movie bruh

I like the book Harry Potter because he actually RESPONDS to the bullshit people be saying to him. Movie Harry Potter is the epitome of smile and nod and smile and nod that PUSSY ASS!!! Thank you book Harry. You much better I like you

in this exciting next 60 pages of the second book, fred and weasley absolutely fucking obliterate a poor salamander by feeding it a bomb, and Scholastic thinks it's a good idea to translate the meters in the original british text into feet & inches but leave in "kippers" and "treacle pudding" as if any american has any clue wtf those things are

Fuck yeah baby (the evil twin of fuck no baby)

I LOVE UNDERSTANDING HIW MUCH CONTENT THE MOVIES CUT AND WHY ALL THE CHARACTERS FEEL SO SURFACE SOMETIMES. WAOW I love the book so much more hello . Whole KEY scenes cut btw

uzun süredir Türkçe kitap okumamıştım yine gidip en enayi kitabı buldum tövbe estağfurullah… ilk yirmi sayfada cinsel sahne de olmaz ya

if you feel the need to breathe before i give the cue, THATS OKAAAYEE

insane shit overall. Ryle and Atlas dogging it out was very necessary

guys CAN WE THROW RYLE OFF A. CLIFF please & Thankz 😊

Book

genuinely a hell of a good read so far (goodread. goodreads. guh). I HAVE GIGGLED TO MYSELF TOO MANY TIMES

trying a colleen hoover book for a change (because my girl with fabulous taste in books suggested it) (hi) and im 20 pages in and what do you know. INTIMATE SCENE ! hoover is a FREAK !

eh it’s ok (help me I can’t stop)

physically incapable of being stopped from reading this Book

yummers

the ending of this book is so close i can almost lick it and it taste like butterscotch candy

YUMMY YUMMY BOOK.

can we free these lovers from their miserable media invaded lives PLEASE !!!!!!! I WANT THEIR HAPPY END AND I WANT IT NOW !!!!

WOW how fucking dare these reporters. And WHOEVER fucked up Calder's home can EAT A BRICK and CRUNCH on it HARD. That was their safe place?!!?!?!! FUCK YOU ?!?!?!?!?

never read an intimate scene as tender and perfect and Everything as the ones in This Here Book. WOW this book is so good???

Wondering if my Notes r Updating. Read NOTHING today 😍

something arrived today JUST at the BESTT time it could've.... today has been spent in intense emotion and yearning & missin' and i neeeeded that parcel. Totally talking about this book rn!!!... But... the book is Freaktastic as well. (it's so beautiful it feels like an epilogue...)

Wanted to make this one a surprise too but... I was too excited to not update. Oops. WOW ! WOW I cannot wait for Something that happens in this story...... #needthatromanceBad

i adore coffee but find it so funny when authors put their caffeine addiction on their bios and in their books in an attempt to be Relatable. "in her free time she drinks way too much coffee" "a total caffeine addict" REBECCA IT'S NOT WHATCHU THINK!!

I know a book I’d like to get lost in, most of all

book review posted for 1000 boy kissez :)

TWO REVIEWS DROPPING ASAP stay tuned but like lightly tuned. A Man’s Been Busy today… A PINK PURPLE BOOK AT LAST. Anyone here a fan of pink and purple. I know I am nowadayss #Hi #DavidGTFO

okay i got sidetracked by achievement hunting NERD ALERT I’ll finish this Tonight.