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woman in fact was not eating until the last 10 pages 🙂‍↕️

FUCK i forgot how this book ended oh my GOD 😭

if it wasnt for the weird butch lesbian hate this wouldve been 5 stars 🙂‍↕️

like i get that shes got some internalized homophobia but come onnnnnnnn

THERES the incest.. i knew it was coming

maybe im just not a romance book girlie? i didnt hate it but i wasnt like…interested? intrigued? on the edge of my seat?
idk… i know yall worship the ground miss henry walks on so ill shut up

alex is fkn engaged or something right

DORIAN “YOU CANNOT PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT PARTS OF HER TO LOVE” HAVILLIARD MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

oh i feel disgusting

ELIDE LOCHAN MENTIONEDDDDDDDDDDD

AEDION SAYING HED LIKE TO FUCK THE KINGS CHAMPIONNNNN

funny on two levels bc like bro thats your cousin and you dont even know it but like also…. he does end up being so in love w her he wouldve fucked her if given the chance 🙂‍↕️


also i forgot how insufferable aedion is in the beginning i cant wait till he drops it

celeana trying to guess rowans secondary form and guessing “wolf” or “mountain cat” and he ends up being a fkn birdie 🐦‍⬛

‼️🚨NAMELESS IS MY PRICE BUT GOLD WILL DO FOR NOW 🚨‼️

i forgot how much lore is dropped in this book. she had a PLAN from the beginning dude theyre hinting at things that get revealed 7 books later wtf

all the vampire talk in Bride made me want to go back to the sacred ancient texts 🙂‍↕️

decided to listen to the rest of this on my flight and got to the moment celeana is smelling the cheap soap on sam and then my plane got STRUCK BY LIGHTNING 🤠

i’ve been WAITING FOR THIS ONE. TURN IT UP 😤

every single one of yall need grief counseling.

worst part is, they all keep saying “we should take her to therapy” “i probably need therapy”

YES YOU DO 🙂‍↕️ AND THATS OKAY 🙂‍↕️

YUPPPPPPPPPP ugh it’s been so long since a book has made me this giddy omg i loved this

ok that was a fun twist 🤭🤭🤭

oh my GOD the foreshadowing/hints are so obvious

- the housekeeper used to work for john and sherlock
- the new girl at work is behind allllll of this
- rainy’s father was a book character im sure.. gatsby maybe?
- or rainy is a book character and she can go back into book land if she wants to be with duke
- rainy is the March HEIR
- she’s gonna inherit something bc she’s a descendant of a character (gatsby?)

this is my third meg shaffer book and there’s just something abt them i can’t describe

they’re like the same amount of socially/romantically unrealistic as a perfect fluffy hallmark-y romance novel

and the whimsy and fantasy aspects feel like a children’s chapter book (which i know is on purpose but it feels almost tooooo juvenile at times.. the audience is not children but im being talked to like one)

why would you waste my time like that, bunny? i really did not like this, bunny. this could’ve been a novella, bunny. bunny, at first i was intrigued by the other bunnies’ perspectives but then it just dragged onnnnnn and onnnnn. bunny, don’t you realize this was a money grab and contributed nothing to the story, bunny?

might just stop reading now to spare myself from having to go through this again.

they kill jane and farran, get a bunch of money, move away and live happily ever after. they go to wendlyn, she finds her powers, they all work together to defeat erawan and after sam and celeana have a long happy life together then miss immortal aelin and rowan live happily ever after. that’s how it happens right? right.

you know what maybe i’m not ready to reread this. i’m tearing up just thinking abt what’s coming

might fuck around and start calling my friends bunny hashtag feeling inspired

i forgot how much the first book made me feel literally insane. this is gonna be interesting

her saying “i have no name. i am whoever the keepers of my fate tell me to be”

to dorian the “first” time they met GIRLLLLL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

honey you’ve got a big storm coming 😌

is it…. reread time????

might just reread cc and acotar before the new books but this book was speaking to me i had to pick it up again

“she was a little insecure about how concave her stomach was” “he kissed her jutting hip bones” “he picked her up like she weighed nothing” “sometimes her dinner was just a protein bar” okay we get it she’s tiny

y’all lied to me this is so cringey 😅

ths fact that this is reylo fanfic is so funny too lmaooo