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Okay, this is actually like quite scary

Jonah 😫😭 what a sweet baby

God this makes me want a cigarette

I’m both enjoying this and fully aware I’m going to be reading this for ageeessss

Girl, he doesn’t want to marry you. He wants your boat bsfr

Jesus, so long for no reason

3 pages in and the main characters name has been used, no joke, 10 times in monologue

That a lot of italics for 37 pages so far

“I’ve never given much thought to dying” why can I not hear any variation of this sentence without thinking of the opening line in twilight

“So I did the only reasonable thing and put the microphone up my butt to test the audio” umm excuse me?

This book started off amazing, informative, and well researched and it still is, but it’s getting a bit long at this point

Am I being gaslit already?

Okay, these one-liners are actually so funny

Page 2 and it’s already like “what haha” but it a weird, double take kinda way

13% in and already sooo much talk of horses. Not very subtle

This guy is a massive asshole… who continues to blame all his problems on the women in his life. Really not sure any grovelling will be enough at this point

Is this man seriously arguing the “Not All Men” argument? HES our romance hero?

Is this guy okay? Why does he feel like he’s going to faint so much?

Why’s he so obsessed so quickly? But also doesn’t like her? Idk maybe I’m just in a mood

Some of the best narration I’ve heard in a while

These narrators are FANTASTIC

Alexa, google what a Hodag is