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hey guys. hes talking to his fucking penis btw. im on page 61 and hes talking to his penis. im kind of fucking annoyed rn. this was written for the brain dead smut lovers who cant watch porn to get off

as a woman coming into her own... these last few chapters meant a lot to me... lowk...

I WANNA KEEP READING BUT I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW FUCK 💔💔💔 I NEED TO BE UNEMPLOYED AGAIN

staying up till 2am rereading divergent—i feel 13 again, its kind of beautiful

i dont know if tris has a bad view of bravery, or if the author herself does. either way, i think tris is being a fucking asshole 😭 shes so rude to anyone she deems "weak," which basically just equates to emotional in her mind. and i think thats stupid as fuck! i think you can be both emotional and strong! i love Al!

BLESS UP BLESS TF UP!!!! LIN X CONOR FOR LIFE VRO

MY MAGIC GIRL LIN!!!!!! yeasss!!!!

i knew that fausten lad was evil

lin x conor but also lin x ragpicker king? someone x ragpicker king at least. i wanna know more of the ragpicker king. and i def know who beck is. i know.

i know this is gonna be good!

Forget whatever I wrote earlier in my misguided youth. I hate him. LMFAOOOO

this the easiest read of my life

"'We were married... and eventually went on to have our seven children: Gravington, Covington, Rowington, Remington, Sevington, Wellington, and Ellington.'" holy fucking shit. this book is an absolute fucking mess so far. i cannot believe this author chose to name seven siblings and end each of their names with -ington. holy fucking shit. this is unreal

ur joking. hes not gone hes not gone hes not gone

HOLY SHIT... EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYIN!

i think we're gonna have to kill professor lovell 😕

they passed! what else could go wrong!

"'The bars aren't that sophisticated,' Griffin said dismissively." I have a terrible feeling, a churning in my stomach...

"And though the story made his gut squirm—for he had read the relevant passage of Herodotus, and recalled that the Egyptian boys were nevertheless slaves—he felt also a thrum of excitement at the thought that perhaps his unbelonging did not doom him to existing forever on the margins, that perhaps, instead, it made him special."

my heart is aching

funny

"I'm a whole-ass adult..." SHOOT ME PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY

"hey, my aunt just died and im extremely vulnerable right now! can we fuck?" "oh sure why the hell not!!" what the fuck is happening

how many times can she cry in one chapter bro. HOW MANY TIMES!!!! legitimately cannot stand our main character.

no chemistry yet im supposed to believe they like each other? sha

god help me god give me STRENGTH

this is the flimsiest, most convoluted plot ive ever fucking read. im so fucking confused. im trudging on, but at what fucking cost bro

"... but someone like Vincent is not easy to replace." That was beautiful Theo. The brothers really truly did love each other and that is beautiful.

ive been slowly carving through this book, mulling over vincent's translated words. he's just like me fr