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but i thought renly was dead what

“She’s asleep. Sleep’s all she ever wants to do, the great cow. She sleeps and she eats. Sometimes she falls asleep while she’s eating. The food falls under the blankets and she rolls in it, and I have to clean her.” She made a disgusted face. “All they did was fuck her.”

maybe shae needed a punch instead of a slap

"“Give your Florian a little kiss now. A kiss for luck.” He swayed toward her.
Sansa dodged the wet groping lips, kissed him lightly on an unshaven cheek, and bid him good night."

oh hell no

"He slapped her. Not hard, but hard enough. “Damn you,” he said. “Damn you. Never mock me. Not you.”"

tf u cunt

"Morrigen bristled. “Be glad this is a parley, Penrose, or I would have your tongue for those words.”
“And cast it in the same fire where you left your manhood?”"

ser cortnay is a diva

"Lady Tanda’s daughter had surrendered her maidenhood to half a hundred shouting men behind a tanner’s shop. The gold cloaks found her wandering naked on Sowbelly Row."

disgusting and sad but why do they keep giving the plots of other female characters who have sexually assaulted to sansa in the show...weird

why the hell did they make sansa almost get gang raped in the show bruh

"And he kicked him. It felt so good he might have done more, but Ser Mandon Moore pulled him off as Joffrey howled,"

would've been so nice to see in the show

"“Leave her, Your Grace,” Cersei called out to the king, “she’s beyond our help, poor thing.”
The mother heard her. Somehow the queen’s voice cut through the woman’s ravaged wits. Her slack face twisted in loathing. “Whore!” she shrieked."

i would say the same cuz why would u say that when im literally holding my dead child

cersei also isn't that bad about myrcella leaving

the iconic i saw u cry line wasn't in the book? hm one thing the show writers did good then

"They do not love me, he thought. Well, small wonder. I’m well fed and ugly, and they are starving."

tyrions self awareness

so they made her an errand girl for tywin in the show bcs they cut out weese from the books...weese's addition would've made more sense

“Tyrion, I know we do not always agree on policy, but it seems to me that I was wrong about you. You are not so big a fool as I imagined. In truth, I realize now that you have been a great help. For that I thank you. You must forgive me if I have spoken to you harshly in the past.”

cersei wouldn't have said anything like this in the show LMAO they made her hateful asf

"Littlefinger agreed. “The Stark girl brings Joffrey nothing but her body, sweet as that may be."

ew wtf

how can ramsay be dead huh

wow they changed who found the dragon glass in the show too

"“Let me beat her!” Ser Dontos shoved forward, tin armor clattering."

he's so sweet

"The girl was done fighting by the time I had her, maybe she’d decided she liked it after all, though to tell the truth I wouldn’t have minded a little wiggling."

bragging about how they gang raped a 13 year old girl wtf arya needs to set this whole place on fire

"Even Sansa … I’ll kiss her and beg her pardons like a proper lady, she’ll like that."

both jon and arya doing things that they know sansa would be pleased w is so cute...fuck the haters who try to make them enemies

"Sometimes he thinks of me as a child he must protect, and sometimes as a woman he would like to bed, but does he ever truly see me as his queen?"

frown

"I want my people to smile when they see me ride by, the way Viserys said they smiled for my father."

she don't got a clue in the world 😭

"One girl, prettier than the others, was made to go with four or five different men every night, until finally she hit one with a rock. Ser Gregor made everyone watch while he took off her head with a sweep of his massive two-handed greatsword. “Leave the body for the wolves,” he commanded when the deed was done, handing the sword to his squire to be cleaned."

im so repulsed rn

"He almost felt sorry for poisoning her."

oh

"Tyrion threw back his head and roared. They laughed together. Cersei pulled him off the bed and whirled him around and even hugged him, for a moment as giddy as a girl. By the time she let go of him, Tyrion was breathless and dizzy."

aw these evil cunts are so cute

"I feel as though I’ve known her for years."

...she's his sister, isn't she? so the weird incest thing was accurate in the show...

"“Ho, Bluetooth,” she shouted to a passing seafarer"

??

"He remembered Sansa telling him once that he should say that whenever a lady told him her name."

aw

the craster scene was much harder to watch than read

"The steel was polished to such a high sheen that she could see her reflection in the breastplate, gazing back at her as if from the bottom of a deep green pond. The face of a drowned woman, Catelyn thought. Can you drown in grief?"

is this foreshadowing