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“She’s asleep. Sleep’s all she ever wants to do, the great cow. She sleeps and she eats. Sometimes she falls asleep while she’s eating. The food falls under the blankets and she rolls in it, and I have to clean her.” She made a disgusted face. “All they did was fuck her.”

maybe shae needed a punch instead of a slap

"“Give your Florian a little kiss now. A kiss for luck.” He swayed toward her.
Sansa dodged the wet groping lips, kissed him lightly on an unshaven cheek, and bid him good night."

oh hell no

"He slapped her. Not hard, but hard enough. “Damn you,” he said. “Damn you. Never mock me. Not you.”"

tf u cunt

"Morrigen bristled. “Be glad this is a parley, Penrose, or I would have your tongue for those words.”
“And cast it in the same fire where you left your manhood?”"

ser cortnay is a diva

"Lady Tanda’s daughter had surrendered her maidenhood to half a hundred shouting men behind a tanner’s shop. The gold cloaks found her wandering naked on Sowbelly Row."

disgusting and sad but why do they keep giving the plots of other female characters who have sexually assaulted to sansa in the show...weird

why the hell did they make sansa almost get gang raped in the show bruh

"And he kicked him. It felt so good he might have done more, but Ser Mandon Moore pulled him off as Joffrey howled,"

would've been so nice to see in the show

"“Leave her, Your Grace,” Cersei called out to the king, “she’s beyond our help, poor thing.”
The mother heard her. Somehow the queen’s voice cut through the woman’s ravaged wits. Her slack face twisted in loathing. “Whore!” she shrieked."

i would say the same cuz why would u say that when im literally holding my dead child

cersei also isn't that bad about myrcella leaving

the iconic i saw u cry line wasn't in the book? hm one thing the show writers did good then