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omfgggggggg bruh i would never have expected the (mostly) emotional cheating holy shit
also no kath mention yet what does this mean

bruh what kind of name is ingleborg are you serious rn

forgot to say rip to little guo, but onto more important news ayeeeeeeee get it zhu

ooh its really building up, in more ways then one ehehe

oh im scared

i would like to say simpson was giving freak vibes from the jump

bruh they boned again and this mf is still involved in the case holy shit i have to go

oh nah

praying for little guo's downfall

still back and forth on roarke and his vibes, but that mf broke into her house and they met a week ago

bruh theyre kissing on the clock wild

not vibing with roarke so far, he had a couple banger lines but also kinda horny? in a not fun way

eve dallas might become queenie in my eyes

im smelling hints of gay hijinks and it may or may not hit for me

ayeeee zhus gonna get it

i would literally blow up that piece of shit sheriffs house no joke

that first kiss scene was probably one of the best ive read before

now shirley is worrying me
also at first i thought it was lily slated to butch out but hmmm would you look at that

shirley is stressing me tf out
also i got too caught up with the guys i forgot about the clown shit the US was throwing down

hippo pippo

id like to blame the dad seems like a shithammer to me

bruh this hits a tad too close to home

so is imogen attracted to masculinity hmm
also imogen is such a standard name for girl kissers (imogen temult)