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noooo not the old man

oh girl im stressed

sometimes i forget straight men exist cuz aaron's chapter was like 10 pages and i wanted to kms immediately

so whos crashing the plane
my bets on brighton losing her shit

if my fiance left me at the alter and five years later shows up at my friend's mom's house, im hopping the fence and tying myself to the train tracks holy shit youd never see me again

i cant get over these names man this is like dcom level naming

is her name really brighton

omfgggggggg bruh i would never have expected the (mostly) emotional cheating holy shit
also no kath mention yet what does this mean

bruh what kind of name is ingleborg are you serious rn

forgot to say rip to little guo, but onto more important news ayeeeeeeee get it zhu

ooh its really building up, in more ways then one ehehe

oh im scared

i would like to say simpson was giving freak vibes from the jump

bruh they boned again and this mf is still involved in the case holy shit i have to go

oh nah

praying for little guo's downfall

still back and forth on roarke and his vibes, but that mf broke into her house and they met a week ago

bruh theyre kissing on the clock wild

not vibing with roarke so far, he had a couple banger lines but also kinda horny? in a not fun way

eve dallas might become queenie in my eyes

im smelling hints of gay hijinks and it may or may not hit for me