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I meant to start this two days ago but I just went on my phone instead

DNF at page 55

“… though I’m not a drinker myself…” STOP :(

THE SUN HAS OFFICIALLY RISEN ON THE REAPING🙌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Wtf is going on

First book of 2025 let’s go🦅

Pictish historical fiction?!!

Deeply upset that this is in present tense

I am ready for this to be over.

Omg miss girl is a peasant sheepfarmer turned fantasy Mormon missionary but with Catholicism’s stained glass and now these randos are trying to make her QUEEN after knowing her for five seconds because she is a girlboss with a sword? What is HAPPENING???????

I wasn’t gonna read this straight away but girlie was having the biggest menty b I’ve ever witnessed in a fantasy book (usually they just walk off the traumatising shit they go through) and I need to know what happens next

She left that fucking town and suddenly I’ve read three chapters in one day. Fuck that town. All my homies hate that town✊🏻

Omg?????????

Attempt number four of finding smth that slaps. In this episode we turn to a novel set in 6th century Britain

Fuck it, Clarice Bean Christmas book

böok

This is my impression of every chapter: And then I took another crippling L. Also Fiona was there, and I fucking hate her, even though she’s low key kinda funny and slay. Oh dear, I have been wounded/forced to betray someone/discovered something that shatters my entire view of the world and all I hold dear/[insert other terrible thing]. This is fine; I am fine.

Depression and demons vol 2? LET’S FIND OUT!

I don’t wanna talk about the cover…

I’m extremely confused. You’re confused? I’m fucking confused, bro.

It’s giving A Shrine/An Argument by Fleet Foxes. PLEASE DON’T LET ME DOWN GORGEOUS BOOK COVER BOOK🙏🏻🥺

Wtaf (but in the best way possible)

Dare me to DNF🤭🤭

The fact that this 500 pages and takes place over only EIGHT days is somewhat concerning. I mean, I guess when there’s a new POV every page you can’t really cover much more than just over a week🤠

The italicised text being in a different font is going to drive me INSANE!!!!

Naught but valid reactions to the situation. As you were, Deckkeeper🫡

Things I am not emotionally prepared for: this book.

From about the 30% mark onwards, Joron has been taking L after L. Poor guy.