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“Don’t run from me, I can’t call to you. Please don’t run from me”

“My wounded healer, my beautiful Archer”

“You are. You know that, right? You’re what I needed most in life.”

“Rosie, please tell Stevie that she’s going to owe me a very long, very naked shower after this.”  Stevie rolls her eyes once again. “Rosie, please tell your dad that he sounds like a pretentious a-hole right now.” “Vee...” I narrow my eyes. “Rosie can’t speak.”  Her eyes close in frustration. “You’re the most annoying man I’ve ever met.” 

Some shit my boyfriend does

“And you’re not an option, Stevie, because besides you, there’s no other choice.” 
Evan Zander’s the man you are. 🫠😩

“Save me a dance?” My tone comes out a bit too desperate and hopeful but fuck it. I am.  She playfully raises a single brow before her counteroffer. “Stop pushing the flight attendant call light?”  “See, those two things don’t really seem equivalent at all.” “How badly do you want a dance?” 

“Good, that’s good, that’s great even”
-Zanders

“For what was chaos but a knife slashing through the fabric of destiny”

“Do you think you could try to carve a place in your heart for me?”
What game are you playing rn bruh.