Bread Pitt’s Reviews > Mile High > Status Update

“You are. You know that, right? You’re what I needed most in life.”

“Rosie, please tell Stevie that she’s going to owe me a very long, very naked shower after this.”  Stevie rolls her eyes once again. “Rosie, please tell your dad that he sounds like a pretentious a-hole right now.” “Vee...” I narrow my eyes. “Rosie can’t speak.”  Her eyes close in frustration. “You’re the most annoying man I’ve ever met.” 

Some shit my boyfriend does

“Save me a dance?” My tone comes out a bit too desperate and hopeful but fuck it. I am.  She playfully raises a single brow before her counteroffer. “Stop pushing the flight attendant call light?”  “See, those two things don’t really seem equivalent at all.” “How badly do you want a dance?” 

“Good, that’s good, that’s great even”
-Zanders