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Oh gosh seriously RIP

RIP Earth

The last couple of vignettes were deep; the nature of the blue balloon Martians, continued migration of Earthlings, and the censorship of creativity.

First I thought it was obvious that Martians are already on Earth and they're killing the invasive Earthlings. But this chapter was crazy, are they interlapping planes?!

Mr. K’s just jealous someone wants his wife. He’s complacent.

OH MY GOD the first two pages already killed me.

Imagine knowingly pawning parts of your soul to be inked as a tattoo on someone else

This book is a dream sequence that I thought Spirited Away was supposed to be like before I etched the movie and then learned what being Spirited Away actually meant.

As expected, cult brainwashing.

The perfect percentage to reveal that we’re not actually sure if Branwell Brontë is Morvath’s father, bc the other contender in Charles Darwin?!! Lady Darlington has some stories to tell!

I told myself just a few chapters for brunch. Nope! I zoomed. Entirely too digestible!

How utterly civilized

You’re breaking my brain. Ultimately: so the revered goddess Urd of Lunathion could also be represented by the Cauldron, but her original name was Wyrd; is that any relation to Aelin’s Wyrdgates?!

Why do ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS SUCK.

Move over Feyre, Bryce just topped you as the Maas character making the most INFURIATING decisions.

Are you actually KIDDING ME what did you just do to Ithan

Please tell me Daybright is Celestina! Or Hypaxia? But I think it’s Celestina!

Laughed my head off at “Remember that time he ate that human couple?”

Set up is taking its own sweet time.

Okay you GOT ME SJM, you really got me with this reveal. HAHAHA

Are we finally going to answer the question why Peter is down here in the first place besides the suspicion that he just really likes Alice?

One thing it’s definitely giving is Leigh Bardugo’s Hellbent. The other vibe, gives more Emily Wilde over anything else.

I knew it was cult. I knew it was freaking cult the whole time.

What the ever-loving freak is going on.

I don’t enjoy this but I can’t stop now.

Cackling wildly. Listening to someone read Feyre through all her thoughts is hilarious, especially when the “biggest crisis of her immortal life” is the mate issue hahaha

OH MY GOSH STARFALL I get it. Aelin was literally a “star”, though probably set in the future of this book since she saw a winged Fae male with a “heavily pregnant female”.

“They’re just spirits,” Rhys says. AELIN WILL BE THERE.
“There were less and less the last I saw…” THE WYRDGATES and the PORTALS CLOSING.

Using Sleepsong by Secret Garden to sing Rhys from a nightmare. I c u

This is actually SO meta. It breaks more walls than Deadpool.

It’s kind of like that one episode in Supernatural when they’re in the hospital drama. But now I’ll just end up a little more guilty bad things happen to the extras :’)